Asseatation 

A person who likes eating women’s ass.

Yo I reall love asseatation your mom.

Asseatation by MyDogAteMyFamily May 11, 2018

Assalation 

Girls shaking their asses provocatively.

"Damn, that video had a lot of assalation."
"I see you baby, shaking that ass."

Assalation by penquinsolder October 26, 2012

asspectations 

When you try to guess what a girl's ass looks like just from the outline of it in her pants.

Yo man, you see that girl in the yoga shorts?
Ya dude, I got some real asspectations.

asspectations by Buzz55kill April 19, 2017

Absentation 

The feeling of the soul reaching its self happiness daily and thoroughly.

Most hippies who are stoned use this word out of conjunction without actually knowing the meaning..

Like the person writing this sentence right now.

Im in a complete absentation with myself man..

I love my life because I'm on a complete absentation right now.

Absentation by snarftastic June 8, 2010

Asstentation

Contraction of Ass + Ostentation. Most notably on social networking sites.

To get likes & followers she would post butt pics ad nauseum in blatant asstentation. I unfollowed.

Asstentation by 3gmaxvUD March 12, 2016

Asscalation

Where someone escalates an a situation to higher ups just to get one over on you/to spite you.

"Steven just called HR on me to be a dick"
"Omg that's such an asscalation"

Asscalation by Bloody_Basket January 27, 2026