Asscavating 

the process of digging something out of one's ass, the act of dislodging a wedgie from the recesses of one's butt cheeks.

That guy is totally asscavating his wedgie.

Asscavating by K-Lube March 30, 2006

asscinating

when you can't stop staring at that booty

I got caught asscinating my cousin and had to eat a stick of butter for punishment

asscinating by Girdlemaster January 16, 2015

asscasting 

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.

My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.

asscasting by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016