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Assaulting the log 

When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.
So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.

Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.
Twitch Streamer, Content Creator on YouTube, Editor/Designer that's currently a FREE AGENT (somehow). Looks to be getting many team invitations but hasn't accepted one yet, better pick him up orgs!
Assaultix is streaming! Let's go watch!!!
Assaultix by anonymous September 7, 2020

visually assaulting 

(1)Something or someone so unattractive, or unsightly that seeing it actually causes harm to the viewers sight.

(2)Visually overpowering in a positive or negative way.
(1) Her leggings worn as pants, caused her outfit to be visually assaulting.
visually assaulting by kyredhead October 4, 2009

Visually assaulting 

A term often used when somebody's actions or appearance brings suffering to others. Plumbers crack, hippies, and fat people jiggling while they laugh can all be considered visually assaulting.
Guy 1: How was the blind date?

Guy 2: She was visually assaulting. Her gut spilled over her jeans.
Visually assaulting by Burrywog February 3, 2010

Absalutist 

A Gay guy who REALLY gets off on another guy's sixpack.
While I worked out at the gym, an ABSALUTIST just couldn't take his eyes off me.
Absalutist by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

pants assaultsquad 

A clan playing ghost recon, populated by uber n00bs. Was founded years back by the two lovers, Fred and Sheep. Their ranks grew merging with the commie bastard clan VIVA!. They originate from the UK and love spaghetti.
Wow Pants assaultsquad is a bunch of n00bs i pwn them all with my 1337 Hax