Absalutist 

A Gay guy who REALLY gets off on another guy's sixpack.

While I worked out at the gym, an ABSALUTIST just couldn't take his eyes off me.

Absalutist by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Free Speech Absolutist

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! AHA! He said this! He said he was that! He banned people immediately! For doing the thing that he is an absolutist about! HA! That’s hilarious! That’s a hilarious thing to do! That’s sounds like something I would do! And I’m evil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You hear the Prophet Lord Dr. Professor Jordan Beatrice Peterson (leave be upon him) say that he wants to collude with the government officials he knows personally to create an online facsimile of hell for people who do don’t keep their speech within the confines of his conceptualization of “acceptable discourse”!? I guess the red skull guy was right about him being the type of guy who would collude with the government to silence dissidents, huh? That is wild! That is wild my guy! Look at these sorry sacks of shit!

Elon Musk “I’m a free speech absolutist!”

Elon Musk “And I’m Elon Musk! I gave my child a retarded name because I’m a solipsistic who things I’m living in a simulation created explicitly for me! Nothing I do matters because nothing is real (except me)! I like to fuck people’s wives on a bed of my fathers emeralds! Like that scene from the Pierce Brosnen (Bronson? Bronsen?) James Bond movie where he does that... except with emeralds instead of diamonds!”

Elon Musk “Shit, hey, I’m Elon Musk too! Look at me!”

Elon Musk “Parody” “Hey, I’m following the rules! Oh? I’m banned anyways? Aw, that’s no fun. The freeze peach isn’t very absolute here.”

Free Speech Absolutist by Hym Iam November 9, 2022

Ideological Absolutism 

A quality of human behavior which causes us to take absolute stances on ideas and then to define ourselves based on these stances. A major cause for division and conflict amongst humanity.

If it weren't for ideological absolutism we would have so much unity amongst humanity.

Ideological Absolutism by AdarNation January 18, 2017

moral absolutism 

The opposite of moral relativism, moral absolutism refers to belief in absolute moral grounded in God. Note that moral absolutism is both absolute and not absolute. As the magisterium of the Catholic church discerns more of God's truth and we understand His will better, they adapt their absolute definition of morals to reflect the newfound truth. However, this truth has been there all along and we were just doing it the wrong way previously, so it is the absolute truth (I think, but I'm not sure. Too much Catholic politics).

The Catholic church claims to have always followed a principle of moral absolutism. In the middle ages, it was discerned that indulgences were OKAY. After Martin Luther did the East–West Schism, the Catholic church found itself with less power and affluence due to its reduced size, so it went back to the Bible and reinterpreted it to mean that indulgences are NOT OKAY.

moral absolutism by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Absolutism 

Absolutism is a rare place of congruence
In truth. It imparts divination a feeling of finding a truth as if with God.

Martin Luther King clearly had a spiritual connection with God

Truth no matter how temporarily defeated always prevails in reality.

That is the bridge to an anthem that plays the chords of absolutism.

Some truths are self evident.
Absolutely

Absolutism by Tonythetiler January 4, 2022

Absolutist 

A person who holds absolute values, theories, or principles, in philosophy, political, or theological matters. With unwavering conviction.

The adoration Hannah had for Amin was one of an absolutist (unchangable)

Absolutist by Olivebranch April 13, 2017

Free Speech Absolutist

The correct term is "Speech Absolutist but", usually found in the profile of people who think any opinion they disagree with should be banned and the speaker should be hanged.

I am a Free Speech Absolutist but orange man should be hanged.

Free Speech Absolutist by darth leia September 3, 2018