Assassulate

To Assassinate someone by Isolating, Capsulating, or Liquidating them.
Specifically describes permanently disappearing someone—not just taking their life, but completely neutralizing their ability to represent themself, have a voice, or ever impact society, effectively containing or wiping out their existence from an equation.

"Yea, my ex-wife assassulated me from my kids life."
"So that was something that took time and didn't really have an effect until much later?"
"Um no thats not what LATE means here but yes eventually it worked like that. Lay the ground work of Assassulating someone and eventually it's as if they were never there.:

Assassulate by BSpoonire November 6, 2026

consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".

*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.

consider her assassinated by Can Doghlan May 29, 2008

assassinate the toilet 

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.

man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.

assassinate the toilet by Reaper118us March 19, 2010

assassinate

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transitive verb

to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.

- your mission is too asses....assiss...assas...TO KILL A GUY (top gun version)

Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.

assassinate by Noka November 19, 2007

Assassynate 

To viciously insult, cut down, or thoroughly dismiss someone in a highly camp, outrageous, and bitchy manner.

Shantay: "Did you see her new Manolo Blahnik's?"

Devyn: "Uh-huuuh..."

Shantay: "Bitch looks like she got 2 dead Liberace poodles stuck to her feet!"

Devyn: "Damn! Girl just got assassynated!"

Assassynate by jamtoast January 12, 2011

Ass assassinate 

To perform anal sex.

Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?

Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.

Boy A: What happened?

Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.

Ass assassinate by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011

Assassinate

To kill someone wearing 700 lb armor by smacking them with the handle of your gun.

"What the hell, I shot someone in the chest with a sniper rifle and he didn't die, and by the time I could shoot him again someone assassinated me."

Assassinate by Tremblay October 20, 2008