Ass Swiper 

When you go 5 fingers deep between ur ass cheeks

Eddies an Ass Swiper

Ass Swiper by ASS SWIPER January 19, 2021

Ass Swipe 

The art of swiping one's ass across a surface with a smooth diagonal motion. Used when dancing and when you have to use an ID to get in a door. Especially when you are too lazy to get the ID out of your wallet.

"Hey Al, could you open the laundry door for me?"
"Sure man, I'll just Ass Swipe it for ya!"

Ass Swipe by Fuelgun September 8, 2011

Ass Swipe 

Said of an individual so below one's contempt that they are judged by the beholder as underserving of a slur that might evoke the dignity of three-dimensions -- e.g., "you piece of shit". Instead, it has been appraised that such an individual is best described in two dimensions, by way of evoking the spread of fecal material on some purpose designed or improvised substrate, directly from one's rectal orifice, with an aim of transferring a maximum of said recently extruded fecal material to said substrate at completion of the act of defecation. The resulting fecal material-laden substrate provides an indicator of success in the mundane act wiping one's bum, and is thus appropriately given the name "ass swipe". This concept evolved linguistically to be used figuratively for derogatory and defaming effect on the intended target of this label.

1. Observing his behavior over time, I feel at a loss to fathom just how contemptible Joe is. What a piece of shit! No, that's way too generous. Joe's a fucking ass swipe.

2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?

3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!

Ass Swipe by Lambda70 April 25, 2021

Ass Sniper 

Someone who likes to dress up in camoflauge & uses stealth to sneak up on an unsuspecting ass & then stab it with his Meat Bayonet.

I once sniped a womans tight anus from over 300 meters with my pink party rifle.

Ass Sniper by Doyle March 7, 2004

Ass swipe 

when you take your dick and rub it in her crack so shit gets on it and then she licks it off

i just gave this girl an ass swipe

Ass swipe by ass swipe March 3, 2009

Asswiper 

A person who is a such a kiss up to a boss or bosses they'd go so far as to wipe their bosses ass to show their dedication

"The reason Peter got the promotion over Tom is because Peter is an Asswiper"

Asswiper by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

Asswiper 

A sexual move perform after anal sex to avoid human waste on a man's penis.

The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.

Guy: So last night I was buttfucking my girl. After I pullout, I had shit all over my dick. Guess she forgot to douche.

Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.

Asswiper by loosetongue April 16, 2009