ass-wipery 

Engaging in an activity or behavior that should be below one's dignity

I've never seen such a level of ass-wipery in my professional career.

ass-wipery by webhubtel April 5, 2024

Ass-Wiper's Dilemma 

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...

What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.

Ass-Wiper's Dilemma by YAWA March 11, 2019

ass wiper

same as ass wipe but someone who sucks on a much larger scale.

My ex-husband is a short little ass wiper!

ass wiper by Holly J. August 21, 2006

Blue Tick Ass Wiper 

Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.

Boy: BLUE TICK WANKER!!
Girl 1: Why is he mad?
Girl 2: He is a Blue Tick Ass Wiper that is why

Blue Tick Ass Wiper by Moimoi667 May 25, 2015

Over Ass Wiper 

Refers to an individual who exceeds in wiping their derriere to the point of toilet paper exhaustion

Never Vacation with Christopher, he suffers from a Chronic case of Over Ass Wiper. Everytime he uses the toilet, there never is any toilet paper left. The doctors feel it may be terminal...

Over Ass Wiper by Jigga Jae July 25, 2008

Ass wiper

To wipe someone's (adult) ass other than your own

Everyone new they took the next step in the relationship when he ass wiped her when she injured her finger; now he can add ass wiper to his resume.

Ass wiper by Money budlinks July 11, 2014

Asswiper 

A person who is a such a kiss up to a boss or bosses they'd go so far as to wipe their bosses ass to show their dedication

"The reason Peter got the promotion over Tom is because Peter is an Asswiper"

Asswiper by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003