Ass Mangler

A person you hope you never meet while in prison.

Bubba: You see that guy there?
OZ: Yeah, what about him?
Bubba: he's called the ass mangler. Watch you back when around him.
Oz: Why?
Bubba: Drop the soap and find out.

Ass Mangler by I forget January 11, 2004

ass-mangled

1. (verb) to be shown up in a event you thought you were good at so bad it were as if your ass had been mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled

"Dude thats the seventh time you lost. I thought you said you were good at Madden."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."

ass-mangled by Ryan Pound February 20, 2009

ass mungler 

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.

Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.

ass mungler by bumble dick July 12, 2010

ass mongler 

one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.

daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world

ass mongler by daniel attaway January 8, 2003

ass mongler 

one who enjoys the juice from the brown eye

ass mongler by tobias December 6, 2002

ass mongler 

one who adores and lavishes their own ass ring

Awwww piss! Ned, get your finger out your ass crack will ya, you ass mongler

ass mongler by sean the ass mongler.... JK November 10, 2008

ferocious ass mongler 

someone who ferociously tears in into an asshole and is haggard as fuck

dude that kid is a ferocious ass mongler

ferocious ass mongler by j-nathan December 1, 2006