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dome

by tobias September 23, 2003
mugGet the domemug.

ass mongler

one who enjoys the juice from the brown eye
by tobias December 6, 2002
mugGet the ass monglermug.

Elisha Cuthbert

Words can’t describe her you have to see her for yourself:
www.elisha-cuthbert.com
by Tobias August 23, 2004
mugGet the Elisha Cuthbertmug.

The Dark Tower

The center of reality. The point at which all universes, all times, all of existence, meets.

Whether or not the Dark Tower appeared after the Prim receded or if it has always existed is unknown.

Humanity in its great ignorance attempted to toy with the Tower in some way, form, or fashion, and managed to unbalance it, requiring support beams to hold it up.

The beams are beams of force that run through all realities. There are Six beams that are guarded by twelves guardians, with a single lost guardian at the top.

If the Tower falls, then reality recedes like a scroll, ending instantaneously all of existence.

May only be entered by one carring a sigil of Arthur Eld.



See the World Tree, Yggdrasil, Axis Mundi.
Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.
by Tobias February 10, 2005
mugGet the The Dark Towermug.

Morgoth

The god of the Peens. He who rules with the mighty peen-hammer.
All peensters bow before Morgoth!
by Tobias May 5, 2004
mugGet the Morgothmug.

hizzle

House, Home, Where you live, Domicile
"What be the shizzle at the hizzle, my nizzle?"

Translation: "What's happening at your house, my friend?"
by Tobias January 18, 2004
mugGet the hizzlemug.

naysayer

someone with an aggressively negative attitude
I have to avoid him because he's just a naysayer. He drains my batteries.
by Tobias January 9, 2004
mugGet the naysayermug.

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