Ass Clamp

When you have to go poop and you clamp your butt shut tightly

I had to shit so bad I had to ass clamp all the way to the bathroom!

by Ann_Eric_Sasha December 15, 2011

Ass-camp

Occupying a chair for a ridiculous period of time. Made popular during COVID, remote learning, and hybrid working environments.

“They threw me out of my office so I’m going to ass-camp in the cafeteria this afternoon.”

by Bilge Rat May 17, 2022

ass-camper

In a first-person shooter game, one who stalks other players to steal their kill, typically with a grenade or spray of machine-gun fire.

Damn you Levi! That's the fifth time this game you scored a double-kill off of me in a firefight you ass-camper!

by Devon Taylor January 7, 2008

ass camper

1. a gay man who enjoys penetrating another man's ass and leaving his penis there for extended periods of time

my new neighbor just seems like such an ass camper, which is why, whenever he comes over, I guard my ass

by MACHINE/POSTAL December 9, 2008

pussy ass camper

A phrase used when somebody in an FPS is being a pussy ass bitch and staying inside their little safety building and doing absolutely nothing until a guy comes by just to laser them or more commonly, snipe them.

"Bro this man is a pussy ass camper!"

by Czecho_Slovakia August 19, 2022

camp ass

when your ass gets all sweaty and wet after going to outdoors camp for at least a week

fuck man, i came back from camp wang with camp ass

by sweatshopowner May 18, 2004

camper's ass

Describes the state of having a moist, sticky, sweaty buttocks especially crack area. May also refer to the skin irritation or rash that accompanies sitting in wet clothes for an extanded period of time. The origen of the word can be traced to the hot summer days that you suffered with wet shorts through the remaining hours of summer day camp after breaking a sweat during a competitive game of tag or a dip under the sprinkler.

God, its so hot out that I am getting camper's ass just by sitting here!

by subdude October 7, 2004