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Ass Clamp 

When you have to go poop and you clamp your butt shut tightly
I had to shit so bad I had to ass clamp all the way to the bathroom!
Ass Clamp by Ann_Eric_Sasha December 15, 2011
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Ass-camp 

Occupying a chair for a ridiculous period of time. Made popular during COVID, remote learning, and hybrid working environments.
“They threw me out of my office so I’m going to ass-camp in the cafeteria this afternoon.”
Ass-camp by Bilge Rat May 17, 2022
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ass-camper 

In a first-person shooter game, one who stalks other players to steal their kill, typically with a grenade or spray of machine-gun fire.
Damn you Levi! That's the fifth time this game you scored a double-kill off of me in a firefight you ass-camper!
ass-camper by Devon Taylor January 7, 2008

ass camper 

1. a gay man who enjoys penetrating another man's ass and leaving his penis there for extended periods of time
my new neighbor just seems like such an ass camper, which is why, whenever he comes over, I guard my ass
ass camper by MACHINE/POSTAL December 9, 2008

pussy ass camper 

A phrase used when somebody in an FPS is being a pussy ass bitch and staying inside their little safety building and doing absolutely nothing until a guy comes by just to laser them or more commonly, snipe them.
"Bro this man is a pussy ass camper!"

camp ass 

when your ass gets all sweaty and wet after going to outdoors camp for at least a week
fuck man, i came back from camp wang with camp ass
camp ass by sweatshopowner May 18, 2004

camper's ass 

Describes the state of having a moist, sticky, sweaty buttocks especially crack area. May also refer to the skin irritation or rash that accompanies sitting in wet clothes for an extanded period of time. The origen of the word can be traced to the hot summer days that you suffered with wet shorts through the remaining hours of summer day camp after breaking a sweat during a competitive game of tag or a dip under the sprinkler.
God, its so hot out that I am getting camper's ass just by sitting here!
camper's ass by subdude October 7, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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