Asphelt

To have ones booty fondled, usually by an older man.

When Bill Clinton passed by Monica she became asphelt

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Asphalt 9

A FUN racing (realistic) game

I love the play Asphalt 9, it is FUN.

by Bäckeri March 3, 2021

Asphalt Cowboy

A man (country boy) who works on the road. He is always gone, traveling to different states due to his line of work.

An asphalt cowboy could be considered a truck driver, iron worker, etc.

by Brandy Lou January 19, 2009

Asphalt Queen

An individual (usually a male with a small penis) lifts (jacks up) his truck and puts huge tires on it for the purpose of "offroading" With the intention of being "cool" however they only drive on asphalt and around mall parking lots. Usually included is the following; cigarettes, dip, baseball hats, bad tattoos, being loud, and cheap beer.

Oh wow, look at that asphalt queen stalking around the mall again

by HappyAsshole March 11, 2017

Asphalteroid

An object, usually a rock, that hits the front of your car. As these projectiles are usually unavoidable, any scratch or dent they may make must be accepted as a scar of city driving.

"That dump truck was dropping major asphalteroids."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Kissing asphalt

To be dead, unconcious, or in any other state which would involve your face against the ground.

#1: "That kid is such a little bitch, I should kick his ass."
#2: "Don't bother, I already sent Brad after him. He's probably kissing asphalt by now."

by Mr. Booyah July 31, 2010

eating asphalt

Slang for being thrown from a motorcycle and hitting the pavement, sometimes face-first.

The way that dude rides his bike, it won’t be long until he’s eating asphalt!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021