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Definitions by HappyAsshole

Asphalt Queen 

An individual (usually a male with a small penis) lifts (jacks up) his truck and puts huge tires on it for the purpose of "offroading" With the intention of being "cool" however they only drive on asphalt and around mall parking lots. Usually included is the following; cigarettes, dip, baseball hats, bad tattoos, being loud, and cheap beer.
Oh wow, look at that asphalt queen stalking around the mall again
Asphalt Queen by HappyAsshole March 11, 2017