lisa_urban's definitions

Emotional

Staying very still (the opposite of motional)

The girl was tired and emotional

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Parasite

The view while hanging under a parachute canopy

Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

hillbilly

In it's modern context, similar to redneck but posessing fewer shoes. Usually also have to drive at least one hour to the nearest Wallmart (downhill) and unlikely to have a fancy truck. see inbred & west virginia

little boy: Is that a redneck family daddy?
father: No son, they're not hauling their house behind their truck - they must be a hillbilly family!

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

limpit mine

Somebody who is very clingy throughout your relationship, never leaving your side (like a limpit) and then (without warning) suddenly goes off!

Person 1: That Heather Mills was like a limpit mine on Paul Mcartney. One minute he couldn't get rid of her, the next she just went off!
Person 2: Those limpit mines can cause a lot of damage when they go off.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Tractor Jockey

1) (UK usage) A rural (male) youth who can't afford a 1992 Ford Escort so spends too much time tinkering with his Tractor (also works as a euphemism for wanker)(see also Rural Chav).
2) (USA usage) An enthusiastic tractor operator (see wanker)

1) (UK usage - insult)You are a real Tractor Jockey!
2) (USA usage midwest - compliment) Are you a real Tractor Jockey?

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

crack troops

Mercinary soldiers who fight in exchange for drugs (usually crack cocaine, hence the term, 'crack troops'). Can usually be found in the bed of a Crack Whore if you need to hire one.

Did you see that film on crack troops in Vietnam?

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Asphelt

To have ones booty fondled, usually by an older man.

When Bill Clinton passed by Monica she became asphelt

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008