context

When you receive a text massage (SMS) asking you to send money to a bank in Nigeria.

Person 1: I got an SMS yesterday that said I can make £100 comission if I send a wire for £1000 to Nigeria.
Person 2: Don't do it - it's a context!

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Inevitable

A person posessing qualities that make them a good choice to ask or invite to a party.

Bob is very inevitable, why don't you invite him to the party?

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Rural Chav

The lesser known Rural Chav displays the same characteristics as the regular (or common) Chav, the major difference being that the Rural Chav lives in a village rather than a town or suburb and probably has furry dice in his/her tractor rather than a "hot hatch" and styles their hair with lard.

If one were to draw a comparison between Chavs and Pigeons, the pigeons you find in rural woodland (akin to Rural Chavs) carry less diseases than their urban cousins (The Common Chav) but are still essentially flying rats!

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

axident

The unintentional mortal wounding of one lumberjack by another.
The causing of a fatal axe wound

Bob's head was seperated from his body in a terrible axident.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Apparent

collective noun: The modern single parent family unit

child 1: Do you live with your mum and dad?
child 2: No I live with Apparent.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

peculiarly

To reach ones objective by way of standing patiently in line (in a queu)

Doris finally reached the post office counter peculiarly

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Barking Mad

(UK Usage) - Almost Insane, usually in a socially acceptable manner. Often used to describe the behaviour expected of some (rural) old money families and more a likable eccentricity than a true mental disfunction.

By god, their all barking mad, colonel!... See if they'd like to come for supper next week when we have the Hybrid-Smyths over. I think they'll all get on famously.

by lisa_urban May 19, 2008