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To be dead, unconcious, or in any other state which would involve your face against the ground.
#1: "That kid is such a little bitch, I should kick his ass."
#2: "Don't bother, I already sent Brad after him. He's probably kissing asphalt by now."
by Mr. Booyah July 30, 2010
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I've been jabbed
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