Asperring 

Part asparagus, part herring.
Mortal enemy of the Troutkin.
Tastes horrible! Never try it!

See also:Troutkin, Kiwatfish, Avacalmon.

At our annual B.B.Q., we had some asperring. It was terrible!
Troutkin is way better!

Asperring by person yo-yo August 28, 2006

Aspiring Rapper 

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."

Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.

Aspiring Rapper by Chuckii Booker July 28, 2012

AspiringABS 

He do be consuming oxygen and playing minecraft.

1v1 me AspiringABS

AspiringABS by AspiringABS January 6, 2021

AspiringABS 

Hottest alpha male on the planet Earth.
He smart, he got abs and he good at video games.

I am AspiringABS

AspiringABS by Ggok12 January 25, 2021

ashering 

The act of agreeing with others just to become popular

I'm not ashering you right now but I like that movie too

ashering by big dak December 4, 2013

aspergineering 

‘Aspergineering’ is a term coined to describe a branch of thinking associated with people who have Aspergers Syndrome (AS). People with AS often have a unique ability to go beyond the concept of "thinking outside of the box".
In fact, in Aspergineering terms, there simply is no box!

Einstein's theory of relativity is an example of aspergineering.

aspergineering by mark tinley October 22, 2007

asserting dominance 

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.

person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

asserting dominance by youeboom123 May 30, 2021