Appearing

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1) When someone is online on MSN but has selected "Appear Offline" As their status, so that they talk to only who they choose

2) When someone is deliberatly ignoring you, ie they look at you, you say Hi, and they turn away again and walk off.

1) Tommy364 says:
Oh Hey Jane!!
dw, I'm just appearing!!

2) Susan: Agh, flipping Jackie was appearing to me all last class!!
Jade: No way!! She didn't say anything at all?!

Appearing by Ollie Ford October 28, 2008

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Appearing Offline

The act of hiding the activity of ones Xbox account. Usually indicating "willingness for breeding homosexually" Players whom appear offline are faggot twinks who often get off to homosexually furry rape porn.

"Yo bro, i'm appearing offline, I'm hella gay and want to be fucked up the ass"

Appearing Offline by Bill Gates Sr August 19, 2025

Appdating

Sitting at a WiFi hotspot updating phone apps.

I was appdating for 30 minutes at Starbucks.

Appdating by Ste7enF April 14, 2015

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appealing

Having an emotion, that makes you attractive.

Because she is down to earth and spiritual, that’s why she’s appealing and attractive.

appealing by Mary_R April 9, 2010

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severe appearance Deficit

Ugly

George Carlin: they’re starting to call ugly people those with severe appearance deficits

severe appearance Deficit by Bigsmoke597 February 11, 2019

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make an appearance

To go to an event solely to be seen there; usually one's stay at such event is short in duration.

Guy 1: "Yo man, what are you up to tonight?"

Guy 2: "I have to make an appearance at some douchebag's birthday party, but after that I should be free."

make an appearance by Minkus September 3, 2006

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Clean Cut Appearance

Shower/Bath: Take a shower or bath often.

Hair Care: Take care of your hair.

Look: Present yourself in a flattering way.

Brush your teeth: Use all dental hygiene tools.

Your Smell: Be aware of your body odor.

Posture: Develop good posture.

Body Language: Watch your body language.

Nasty!: Don't come across as nasty.

You are Clean Cut Appearance when you are not wearing holes in your clothes, and you have fresh breath, and nice neat hair.

Clean Cut Appearance by Bonkers_20 May 2, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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