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Asper by mnkspr June 3, 2011
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someone : aspers hot
someone else : damn right
asper by thickyfroglet April 21, 2021
Aaah~!! Walmart moaned as target shoved his targetenis into Walmarts tight walmartussy, quiet my discord kitten~ targeted said while clapping Walmart. Walmart screamed in pleasure while Target's sweet milk poured out of her soaked Walmartussy. "I love you, Walmart-Chan" said Target, while laying down in bed next to Walmart out of sheer tiredness. "I love you too", said Walmart.Aaah~!! Walmart moaned as target shoved his targetenis into Walmarts tight walmartussy, quiet my discord kitten~ targeted said while clapping Walmart. Walmart screamed in pleasure while Target's sweet milk poured out of her soaked Walmartussy. "I love you, Walmart-Chan" said Target, while laying down in bed next to Walmart out of sheer tiredness. "I love you too", said Walmart.Aaah~!! Walmart moaned as target shoved his targetenis into Walmarts tight walmartussy, quiet my discord kitten~ targeted said while clapping Walmart. Walmart screamed in pleasure while Target's sweet milk poured out of her soaked Walmartussy. "I love you.
Asper is a discord kitten
Asper by MalXKandle June 5, 2022
Alper is a turkish guy. He is playful, sarcastic and smart. Sometimes he seems to be very cold but deep down he's warm hearted and likes a good cuddle. He can be charming on his special way and is a good listener.

He is a very good looking person you should get to know. I'm sure he agrees to this statement :D.
Have you seen Alper? No he's been all day in his room.
Alper by DemiMelose96 November 19, 2021
Asere from the Efik-language (of Nigeria). A greeting of the Afro-Cuban which means, "I salute you"; "I hail you"; "I greet you"

In the present day, it is a common greeting among Cubans. Meaning friend, buddy, homie, dude, etc.
¿Que bola, asere? "How's it going, buddy?"

The bolá within ¿Que bola? Is from the Igbo-language (of eastern Nigeria). This derives from an Igbo greeting given in the morning "Ibola" The literal meaning of bola is "have you woken?" but is used to say "good morning"
asere by Afrodisaspora female December 25, 2018

Aperture Science 

A company founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson, originally to create shower curtains for the U.S. Military, but went in a different direction after Johnson went insane from mercury poisoning. Most notable works include the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and the supercomputer GLaDOS. Considered a rival to Black Mesa.
Aperture Science.

We do what we must, because we can.
Aperture Science by Dr. Paine July 19, 2009

alperftw 

The best twitch streamer on the planet. Also handsome, good at all games, intelligent being humble not fat like mitch, doesn't tongue guys like mitch, isn't shit on cs like mitch.
OMG How do you not know who AlperFTW is?

Did you see AlperFTW hit 1048203248234 viewers last night?
alperftw by MitchisCLAPPED January 7, 2019
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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