Askimo 

The sexual malpractice of placing an icecube inside your partners anus either during intercourse or whilst asleep directly after intercourse.

AAAH! I've been askimo'd!

Askimo by Glover September 2, 2005

askimo brothers 

also spelled "asskimo" or "ass-kimo"

By analogy with eskimo brothers (two guys who've fucked the same girl), askimo brothers are two people who've eaten the same ass.

I was a little grossed out to discover that Steve and I are askimo brothers, but now that the initial blow has softened, I think it's just cool that we're in the same club.

askimo brothers by Not Linking My Identity Here September 23, 2022

asimov's sideburns 

1) n. To be used in similes to show something is epic.
2) v. To be used to show you are doing something epic.
3) a. To be used to show how awesome what you are looking at is epic.
4) av. To be used to show how epic what you are/were doing is/was.

The phrase 'asimov's sideburns' refers to the science fiction writer Isaac Asimov, known mainly for his writing and good intellect, but the hidden gem of his character were his heavily-cultivated sideburns. Asimov fans around the world recognise Asimov's sideburns as some of the most persona-defining, ingenious, and gravity-defying hair since Friderich Nietzche's moustache.

1) She was as awesome as asimov's sideburns.

The Grand Canyon's pure sight was breathtaking, like asimov's sideburns.
2) I totally asimov's sideburned down that road.
3) Wow, did you see that asimov's sideburns car?
4) The car was asimov's sideburning asimov's sideburnly.

asimov's sideburns by I Define The Internet May 9, 2010

Asimovian 

One who utilizes the logic parameters found in the writings, both fiction and non-fiction, of Isaac Asimov, as a basis for understanding and interacting with the universe.

You would never know it, but many folks today are Asimovians.

Asimovian by DragonCairn May 2, 2008

Isaac Asimov 

An awesome writer. Isaac Asimov, born January 2, 1920 died April 6, 1992. He was a Russian-born American Jewish author and professor of biochemistry. He was highly successful and exceptionally prolific writer best known for his works of science fiction.

Sci-Fi thanks Isaac Asimov.

His positronic robot stories reatly influenced other writers and thinkers in their treatment of the "sci-fi" genre. One such short story, "The Bicentennial Man", was made into a film starring Robin Williams and the collection of short stories, "I, Robot" was made into a film startting Will Smith.

If anyone as actually read I, Robot they would know the movie has nothing to do with the book.

Isaac Asimov by mreow. July 23, 2007

Asimov Cascade 

A type of technological singularity where a person creates a replica of themself smart enough to become self-aware and able to create a replica of itself, but is unaware that they themselves are replicas. Those replicas themselves become self-aware and able to create a replica of itself, but is unaware that they themselves are replicas. Continue this trend to the point where who was the original creator becomes lost in the sheer number of replicas

Term coined in the Rick and Morty episode "Mortyplicity".

"When squids started killing decoys, decoys started checkin their decoys and learning that they're making decoys. That's making them seek out and run into other decoys. Making them realize they're decoys, making them start to kill other decoys."
-- Rick Sanchez describing the Asimov Cascade.

Asimov Cascade by The Logical Fallacy July 12, 2021

Asskimo 

A person who receives or gives anal sex in weather below or at 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

So how was that Asskimo chick yesterday?

Not so good....

Why?

I have frostbite on my balls......

Asskimo by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011