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A debilitating disease that causes an individual to compulsively grab hand full after hand full of ass with no regard for social boundaries. Exemplified by high sex drive and inability to control one's actions. The onset of the disease generally develops around puberty and can last an individual's entire life.
At a young age Pat was afflicted with assphelters and was labled a sexual predator until clinically diagnosed.
by HereamI February 15, 2011
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