3 definitions by AUsome
Hey Jerry, taking a dump is painful and hurts like a mother these days - think I'm going to give that Assphena a try!
by AUsome October 25, 2014
When you put down a layer of toilet paper or a paper towel in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back from taking place when your planning on dropping some heavy freight. The weight of the freight causes the paper to fully envelope it and cause it to be consumed by the paper.
After I took a heavy dump, I tried to take a look at the damage, but the anus fly-trap had already consumed the evidence.
by AUsome January 14, 2013
Hey Glades, I can't seem to find shit in your apartment. Your arrange-a-tang must have been here recently.
by AUsome November 5, 2016