Definitions by AUsome

Arrange-a-tang 

A girlfriend that tries to organize all of your stuff every time she comes over.

Hey Glades, I can't seem to find shit in your apartment. Your arrange-a-tang must have been here recently.

Arrange-a-tang by AUsome November 4, 2016

Assphena 

A pharmaceutical taken when experiencing painful bowel movements.

Hey Jerry, taking a dump is painful and hurts like a mother these days - think I'm going to give that Assphena a try!

Assphena by AUsome October 24, 2014

anus fly-trap 

When you put down a layer of toilet paper or a paper towel in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back from taking place when your planning on dropping some heavy freight. The weight of the freight causes the paper to fully envelope it and cause it to be consumed by the paper.

After I took a heavy dump, I tried to take a look at the damage, but the anus fly-trap had already consumed the evidence.

anus fly-trap by AUsome January 14, 2013