Assphena 

A pharmaceutical taken when experiencing painful bowel movements.

Hey Jerry, taking a dump is painful and hurts like a mother these days - think I'm going to give that Assphena a try!

Assphena by AUsome October 24, 2014

assphenomical 

An ass that is astronomically big and phenomenally beautiful.

Crystal’s booty is assphenomical

assphenomical by Bubba Willie September 15, 2020