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Ashtead. Quite Possibly the greatest large village/commuter town/London surburb in the United Kingdon. Ashtead has population of 13,494 and boasts three pubs, a duck pond and a recently opened Tesco Express. Oh, and Joe Strummer went to school in Ashtead. Cool or what? To get there its Junction 9 on the M25. Please drive carefully thorugh our village.
6 year old child: Mum, can we go to Ashtead instead of Disneyland for our summer holidays this year?

Mum: Oh, alright then but only as a treat.

Dad: Darling have you paid the car insurance? We are driving thorugh Ashtead.
Ashtead by Muckle Flugga November 8, 2008
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The girl who refuses to admit Yoongis mint hair was never real and overall a big idiot
“You’re a big Ashead”
Ashead by Namjoonsthighs June 30, 2020
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Ashmead College

Ashmead College is a leader in quality health and wellness training in the Pacific Northwest. Committed to health, personal growth and professional fulfillment, Ashmead College provides students with an interactive, focused environment to prepare them for successful careers in the massage and fitness industries.

Ashmead Campus Locations
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* Everett, WA
* Portland, OR
* Seattle, WA
* Tacoma, WA
* Vancouver, WA

The schools are owned by Corinthian Colleges, Inc.

Billy went to Ashmead College to train for a fitness career.
Ashmead College by Datamark May 5, 2006
Generally a fun person, deep thinking and precise in their communications. Noble and passionate about equality and willing to take a stand for it. An Astead is someone who knowledgable concerning politics and a gifted analyst. They aren't afraid to speak the truth and call out racial discrimination. A firm supporter of uplifting Black families and checking privilege. If you're lucky enough to know an Astead, you know someone who will be honest with you, tell you when you're off track, and inject humor into a situation that needs it.
Astead has fantastic abilities to cut through the bullshit.
Astead by justpourmeanother November 23, 2021
Loveable guy prone to being called “daddy”
Girl 1: Have you seen the sexy guy?

Girl 2: yeah I think his name is Ashtad
Ashtad by KiWi#1977 February 1, 2022
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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