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Ashtead. Quite Possibly the greatest large village/commuter town/London surburb in the United Kingdon. Ashtead has population of 13,494 and boasts three pubs, a duck pond and a recently opened Tesco Express. Oh, and Joe Strummer went to school in Ashtead. Cool or what? To get there its Junction 9 on the M25. Please drive carefully thorugh our village.
6 year old child: Mum, can we go to Ashtead instead of Disneyland for our summer holidays this year?

Mum: Oh, alright then but only as a treat.

Dad: Darling have you paid the car insurance? We are driving thorugh Ashtead.
Ashtead by Muckle Flugga November 8, 2008
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The girl who refuses to admit Yoongis mint hair was never real and overall a big idiot
“You’re a big Ashead”
Ashead by Namjoonsthighs June 30, 2020
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Ashmead College

Ashmead College is a leader in quality health and wellness training in the Pacific Northwest. Committed to health, personal growth and professional fulfillment, Ashmead College provides students with an interactive, focused environment to prepare them for successful careers in the massage and fitness industries.

Ashmead Campus Locations
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* Everett, WA
* Portland, OR
* Seattle, WA
* Tacoma, WA
* Vancouver, WA

The schools are owned by Corinthian Colleges, Inc.

Billy went to Ashmead College to train for a fitness career.
Ashmead College by Datamark May 5, 2006
Generally a fun person, deep thinking and precise in their communications. Noble and passionate about equality and willing to take a stand for it. An Astead is someone who knowledgable concerning politics and a gifted analyst. They aren't afraid to speak the truth and call out racial discrimination. A firm supporter of uplifting Black families and checking privilege. If you're lucky enough to know an Astead, you know someone who will be honest with you, tell you when you're off track, and inject humor into a situation that needs it.
Astead has fantastic abilities to cut through the bullshit.
Astead by justpourmeanother November 23, 2021
Loveable guy prone to being called “daddy”
Girl 1: Have you seen the sexy guy?

Girl 2: yeah I think his name is Ashtad
Ashtad by KiWi#1977 February 1, 2022
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