Ashtead. Quite Possibly the greatest large village/commuter town/London surburb in the United Kingdon. Ashtead has population of 13,494 and boasts three pubs, a duck pond and a recently opened Tesco Express. Oh, and Joe Strummer went to school in Ashtead. Cool or what? To get there its Junction 9 on the M25. Please drive carefully thorugh our village.
6 year old child: Mum, can we go to Ashtead instead of Disneyland for our summer holidays this year?
Mum: Oh, alright then but only as a treat.
Dad: Darling have you paid the car insurance? We are driving thorugh Ashtead.
Mum: Oh, alright then but only as a treat.
Dad: Darling have you paid the car insurance? We are driving thorugh Ashtead.
by Muckle Flugga November 8, 2008
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