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Astead

Generally a fun person, deep thinking and precise in their communications. Noble and passionate about equality and willing to take a stand for it. An Astead is someone who knowledgable concerning politics and a gifted analyst. They aren't afraid to speak the truth and call out racial discrimination. A firm supporter of uplifting Black families and checking privilege. If you're lucky enough to know an Astead, you know someone who will be honest with you, tell you when you're off track, and inject humor into a situation that needs it.
Astead has fantastic abilities to cut through the bullshit.
by justpourmeanother November 23, 2021
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jump astraddle

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.
Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.
by tortmeister September 30, 2011
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Ashtead

Ashtead. Quite Possibly the greatest large village/commuter town/London surburb in the United Kingdon. Ashtead has population of 13,494 and boasts three pubs, a duck pond and a recently opened Tesco Express. Oh, and Joe Strummer went to school in Ashtead. Cool or what? To get there its Junction 9 on the M25. Please drive carefully thorugh our village.
6 year old child: Mum, can we go to Ashtead instead of Disneyland for our summer holidays this year?

Mum: Oh, alright then but only as a treat.

Dad: Darling have you paid the car insurance? We are driving thorugh Ashtead.
by Muckle Flugga November 8, 2008
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alsteady

To be completely ready to handle something that generally makes you nervous or uneasy. Having the situation under control while staying cool, calm and collected. Completely ready for the next thing that life throws in your direction
Hey bro, we need to go pickup that sack of weed we ordered from Rickey! Alsteady man, lets ride.
by JeffAGW February 12, 2020
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Ateadactaphobia

noun

1. Fear of solid foods. Having this disease means all of what is to be ingested must be blended or mashed.
2. Ateadactaphobia, in the Jungian philosophy, comes from and is sometimes associated with Pseudodysphagia, the fear of choking.
"Hey Bob, I know you have ateadactaphobia, so I went ahead and blended your Thanksgiving dinner. It's in your special cup."
by Zachariah Langley 13 December 3, 2020
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Astaduh

A extremely funny human being that has huge biceps
Astaduh is so ripped and hot
by Ppmonster7888 April 1, 2021
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Alstead

A small town filled with funny people and sexy people!
Danny is so sexy and funny! Do you know why? It's because he's from alstead
by nikki19977123 June 18, 2011
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