Astead 

Generally a fun person, deep thinking and precise in their communications. Noble and passionate about equality and willing to take a stand for it. An Astead is someone who knowledgable concerning politics and a gifted analyst. They aren't afraid to speak the truth and call out racial discrimination. A firm supporter of uplifting Black families and checking privilege. If you're lucky enough to know an Astead, you know someone who will be honest with you, tell you when you're off track, and inject humor into a situation that needs it.

Astead has fantastic abilities to cut through the bullshit.

Astead by justpourmeanother November 23, 2021

jump astraddle 

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.

Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.

jump astraddle by tortmeister September 30, 2011

Ashtead

Ashtead. Quite Possibly the greatest large village/commuter town/London surburb in the United Kingdon. Ashtead has population of 13,494 and boasts three pubs, a duck pond and a recently opened Tesco Express. Oh, and Joe Strummer went to school in Ashtead. Cool or what? To get there its Junction 9 on the M25. Please drive carefully thorugh our village.

6 year old child: Mum, can we go to Ashtead instead of Disneyland for our summer holidays this year?

Mum: Oh, alright then but only as a treat.

Dad: Darling have you paid the car insurance? We are driving thorugh Ashtead.

Ashtead by Muckle Flugga November 8, 2008

alsteady

To be completely ready to handle something that generally makes you nervous or uneasy. Having the situation under control while staying cool, calm and collected. Completely ready for the next thing that life throws in your direction

Hey bro, we need to go pickup that sack of weed we ordered from Rickey! Alsteady man, lets ride.

alsteady by JeffAGW February 12, 2020

Ateadactaphobia 

noun

1. Fear of solid foods. Having this disease means all of what is to be ingested must be blended or mashed.
2. Ateadactaphobia, in the Jungian philosophy, comes from and is sometimes associated with Pseudodysphagia, the fear of choking.

"Hey Bob, I know you have ateadactaphobia, so I went ahead and blended your Thanksgiving dinner. It's in your special cup."

Ateadactaphobia by Zachariah Langley 13 December 3, 2020

Astaduh 

A extremely funny human being that has huge biceps

Astaduh is so ripped and hot

Astaduh by Ppmonster7888 April 1, 2021

Alstead

A small town filled with funny people and sexy people!

Danny is so sexy and funny! Do you know why? It's because he's from alstead

Alstead by nikki19977123 June 18, 2011