Ashp

A chick from endicott ny who is one of the bestest and most hottest people you'll ever meet. She can be a huge bitch if you piss her off but for the most part shes a pretty chill girl. She is the sexiest chillest bitch in endi. She is also known as "super head" for giving the best bj's in town. But she's not a slut, just #1 at suckin' d and has the most bomb pussy around so says the town men. She's not so good at things like holding convos and answering her messages & she has very bad time managment. She's late for everything. But when she does show up at least she looks good!

"Hey you seen that chick Ashp lately?"
"Yeah my nigga she was lookin sexy af"
"Yeah I know bro, I wanna fuck the shit out her, i heard her pussy is the best around"
"You ain't lyin' my one friend got with her & told me how shes got super head game too"
"Man I wish i got some of that super head bitch ashp"
"Metoo man, metoo.."
"Ima hit her up"
"Go ahead & try but she ain't no slut so she probably won't even answer you"
"Yeah true."

by Ah-sh-uh-lee December 16, 2022

Ashplause

(Noun) The quiet hand clap made by BBC Egghead's Kevin Ashman, normally to comiserate a defeated team and occasionally to congratulate a winning team. Involves clapping the left hand within the right hand asymetrically and a slight nod of the head with protusion of lower jaw to show appreciation of the opposition. Sadly not a feature of every episode, and sometimes cut, it is best observed when the challengers have done well but not quite well enough. Almost certain if the final round has gone to tie-breaks.

Also, ashplaud (verb).

Kevin's ashplause today was rather half-hearted.

Give the man a round of ashplause.

by Pantscat January 26, 2009

Ashpreet

lit as fuck, and has the best personality

I want to be Ashpreet

by 1._unknown_.2 August 13, 2019

ASHPD

The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
A gun that is capable of creating man-sized ad-hoc quantum tunnels through physical space, a possible application for which includes shower curtains.

Hey, look at my ASHPD!

by Black Mesa February 19, 2011

Ashpolt

A guy who lives in relative obscurity. Who's name sorta sounds like a road surface. He also likes Anal.

Ashpolt loves the Anal

by Mike May 2, 2004

Ashpal

Typically an Indian boy who is immature. He can make you laugh at stupid things. Ashpals are often athletic, but not as tall as others and skinny too. Ashpals are easy to associate with and easy to befriend, but they are very selective on who they date.

Kid: "See that boy? His name is Ashpal."
Friend: "Yeah, I heard he's still single."
Kid: "Seriously? He's like, 14 though! Still single? No joke?"
Friend: "No joke."

by Marianne Wallace June 9, 2009

Ashpocalypse

Rude and inconsiderate eruption of Icelandic volcano which suspended all air traffic into and out of Northern and Western Europe, in April of 2010, stranding hundreds of thousands of people and costing billions of dollars in damage.

The ashpocalypse has me sleeping in Heathrow for the fifth straight night; it's getting slightly uncomfortable.

by majestic-cheese April 19, 2010