Ashplause

(Noun) The quiet hand clap made by BBC Egghead's Kevin Ashman, normally to comiserate a defeated team and occasionally to congratulate a winning team. Involves clapping the left hand within the right hand asymetrically and a slight nod of the head with protusion of lower jaw to show appreciation of the opposition. Sadly not a feature of every episode, and sometimes cut, it is best observed when the challengers have done well but not quite well enough. Almost certain if the final round has gone to tie-breaks.

Also, ashplaud (verb).

Kevin's ashplause today was rather half-hearted.

Give the man a round of ashplause.

by Pantscat January 26, 2009

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Applause

The act of relieving semen in your hands, and then clapping in your partner's face.

"After they finished having sex, John blew a load in his hands and blinded Mary with some Applause for a job well done."

by Butterman505 December 8, 2009

Beatnik Applause

A form of applause whereby the middle finger and thumb of both hands are repeatedly snapped/clicked instead of clapped. Beatnik applause was developed in the cafes of the 1950s/1960s by the Beatnik/Beat Generation. Many "Beat Poet" fans of this period now suffer from severe arthritic inflammation of the thumb and middle finger.

POET: "The room suddenly went into a mad darkness. A spotlight pierced blackness like a white devil's knife. A voice rose and screamed. Words of beauty cutting my throat. A poem of life, of love, of doom. My years on Earth summed and fooled."

CROWD: Beatnik Applause

by PopeMichael May 13, 2010

Balls applause

The process in which your balls slap against one another or against your thigh, creating a clapping noise.

"Fuck Tom, quit jumping...i'm tired of hearing your balls applause."

by kixcheerios March 16, 2010

Planters Applause

When your nutsack claps

I ran down the stairs and my nuts did a planters applause

by funnymonke5 July 23, 2010

Applause From The Back Row

When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it sounds like applause.

Girl One: Last night while I was having sex with him I could swear I heard clapping!

Girl Two: Yeeaaa... You were getting applause from the back row.. >.>

by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011