ashpacking

The act of inserting cremains, human or otherwise, into a bodily orifice prior to intercourse.

"Hey, baby - I've got about 3 tablespoons of my late wife's cremated ashes. How's about you and me doing a little ashpacking tonight? What - I'll pay you!"

by Miss PM February 28, 2018

Ashtaking

Taking the piss by using stupid hashtags

Chris: I don’t fully understands hashtags but think they are somehow relevant to what I am saying #idfuhbttasrtwias
Me: stop ashtaking you #tit

by Djcrossley November 14, 2018