ashpants 

slightly emo, slightly scene, but awesome.

drinks alot of rum, and smokes like a chimney with melons, her accomplice.

then they cause a ruckus.

omg.... i think ive spotted a wild ashpants, i cant be sure though because i cant see melons with her.

ashpants by MELONS_. May 27, 2008

Asspants 

Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.

Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.

Asspants by Autism Penis December 12, 2019

nigga bob asspants 

Slang for the cartoon character sponge bob square pants

Yo, homie my little bro was watching nigga bob asspants earlier.

nigga bob asspants by pissna April 16, 2007

asspants 

An assbag so extensive that it has to be made into an entire pair of pants.

Lou couldn't remember to empty his assbag frequently enough so he needed to get fitted for a pair of asspants. What a rod.

asspants by BGLou January 29, 2004

Ash pants 

The extreme version of "Liar liar pants on fire". When someone has no credibility left because they've told so many lies. A person with ash pants has had them "on fire" so many times that their credibility has been metaphorically turned to ash, and nothing they say can be relied on.

"Jason said he's definitely coming."

"Don't believe anything Jason says. He's got ash pants."

Ash pants by Brickdictionary118 October 23, 2016