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When someone is so Autistic you don’t have to look twice to know. Special in the head, some would say.
“That kid is so ashpent, no way.”
“The ashpent is dripping off of you dude.”
“Are you special or are you ashpent?”
ashpent by kayahaa December 19, 2023
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ashpants 

slightly emo, slightly scene, but awesome.

drinks alot of rum, and smokes like a chimney with melons, her accomplice.

then they cause a ruckus.
omg.... i think ive spotted a wild ashpants, i cant be sure though because i cant see melons with her.
ashpants by MELONS_. May 27, 2008
A popular monument in the internet society.

Noun: Ashent as a person or entity. Also,

Verb: To feel gloriously superior.
Did you see Ashent at the concert? He was rocking out!

Person 1: You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
Person 2: Well.. I *AM* Ashent.
Ashent by Ashent May 18, 2006

Äshpetöngæ 

A place in Iceland where people commit large amounts of sexual activities such as sex, sex 2, BDSM, CBT, and gay.

*Äshpetöngæ is located on the North-East side of Iceland

*No entry for anyone above 2 meters tall(6'5 ) or taller

*Closed on Sabbath

*Pronunciation: Ah-shhh-Peah-ton-gah
Jouko: How was the trip to Äshpetöngæ?
Hannu: Great! My wife and kids really enjoyed it.
Äshpetöngæ by The real Iceland January 16, 2022

aspentuous 

describing or pertaining to someone who is particularly white, awkward, and an overwhelmingly attractive candidate for making fun of; can also describe such a person's attitude, possessions, or specific mannerisms
Golly BJ! That shirt sure does make you look mighty aspentuous today!
aspentuous by the dictionarians November 13, 2011

Aspentagious 

Aspentagious is an adjective to describe an outgoing and somewhat defying odds thing/idea.
Person 1: I’m going to change the world

Person 2: That’s pretty Aspentagious
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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