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ashkenazi 

A Jewish Person of Eastern Euro Backround. Potato Knishes, Potato Pancakes were invented by Ashkenazi Jews with eastern european backrounds.
The Beastie Boys are Ashkenazi Jewish people.
ashkenazi by Modern Jewry Education September 22, 2006
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Ashkenazim 

Ashkenazi Jews are Jews that originate from Italian Jews who migrated to the Rheinland (Germany) and eventually moved to Eastern Europe. Ashkenazim are like sephardics diaspora Jews. They were exiled in the years 66-70 ad, 114 to 117 ad and 132 to 135 ad. They cluster with Sicilians, Tuscans, Abbruzzo Italians, Calabrese, Napolitans, Sardinians, Apulians and Greeks as well as levantines. Ashkenazim are identical to Italkim (Italian Jews) as well as sephardics. Ashkenazim are genetically distant from Russians and Germanic people as their paternal line traces back to levantines and the female line of their DNa traces back to southern Italian, central Italian and Greek women. People who call Ashkenazim European are uneducated , ignorant or antisemitic as Ashkenazim descend from Israelite male slaves marrying Graeco-Roman women.
Oded Fehr, Gal Gadot, Gina Gershon , Grant Heslov, David Aaron Proval who plays Ritchie Aprile on the sopranos , Mark Margolis who plays hector salamanca , Gina Bellman, Peter Falk (Colombo), Madison Beer, Sarah Silverman, Jon Bernthal, Brad Garret, are all Ashkenazim and they look levantine and Italian.
Ashkenazim by Viktor Zalesak August 2, 2020

Ashkenazi 

Ashkenazim descend from Italian Jews who migrated to the Rheinland and THAN eventually to Eastern Europe due to oppression , persecution, discrimination against. Ashkenazim are genetically levantines on their male line (Y-DNa) and Mediterranean on their maternal line (mt-DNa) . Ashkenazim cluster and overlap with Sicilians , Tuscans, Calabrese, Sardinians, Apulians, Bergamo, Sardinians, Greeks (Thessaly , Cretans) , Cypriots, Maltese as the female originates from southern Italian, central Italian and Greek woman. Ashkenazim and sephardic cluster closest together as they are BOTH semitic and Mediterranean. Ashkenazim are 100% Mediterranean like sephardic. Ashkenazim are genetically distant from Russians or Germanics .Ashkenazim overlap and cluster both in the Eastern Mediterranean as well as the Western Mediterranean.
Famous Ashkenazim are Gina bellman, Gina gershon, oded fehr, peter falk, Paul Ben Victor, David proval who played richie aprile on the sopranos is in fact a Jew, the guy who played Bobby is half Italian and half Jewish, Sarah Silverman, Zach braff, Ben Stiller, Jeff Goldblum, David Schwimmer, Josh radnor, jermemy stoppelman, Ari arison, Josh Gad, Gal Gadot, Sasha Baron Cohen, Adam Sandler, Jon bernthal, Alan arkin, Richard Benjamin, Maggie siff, Ali McGraw, Ben Shapiro and even the guy who played Hector salamanca on breaking bad is a Jew in real life
Ashkenazi by Viktor Zalesak August 3, 2020

Ultra-Ashkenaz

A Jew who is ridiculously white. Possessing traits such as YOCHAI aka The Funky Hassid.
That fella must be an ultra-ashkenaz. He doesn’t know how to cook.
Ultra-Ashkenaz by Arifuckshisgranny October 30, 2022

Ashkenazi boo

A super hot, fun person of Jewish lineage. A potential life partner, she's smart, hilarious, sexy, bitchy, and occasionally warm and sweet.
Like a unicorn, the Ashkenazi boo is elusive, but worth seeking and definitely worth keeping.
I'd been searching for my Ashkenazi boo since my bar mitzvah...and the suddenly she appeared.
Ashkenazi boo by Brewton August 18, 2018

ashkenazi 

Jewish people who live in Europe and speak Yiddish. A small population today.

It roughly translates to "Jew from Germany", or the many names for the region comprising Germany today.
אויב איר קענען לייענען דעם, איר זאל זיין אַשקענאַזי

If you are Jewish born in Europe and live in Europe, you are ashkenazi

Ashkenazi 

Jews who settled in Western, Central and Eastern Europe. Ashkenazim descend from Jews being exiled from Judea to Italy , who became Roman Jews who migrated to the Germany from Italy and THAN eventually to Eastern Europe due to oppression , persecution, discrimination against. Ashkenazim are genetically levantines on their male line (Y-DNa) and Mediterranean on their maternal line (mt-DNa) Ashkenazim cluster and overlap with Sicilians , Tuscans, Calabrese, Sardinians, Apulians, Bergamo, Sardinians, Greeks (Thessaly , Cretans) , Cypriots, Maltese as the female originates from southern Italian, central Italian and Greek woman. Ashkenazim and sephardic cluster closest together as they are BOTH semitic and Mediterranean.

Famous Ashkenazim include Idan Raichel Oded Fehr, Aaron Swartz, Donna Feldman, Amir Arison, Nev Schulman, Yonatan Cohen, Sasha Baron Cohen, Gilbert Gottfried, Phoebe Snow, Adam Tsekhman, Josef Gerstmann, Maurycy Gottlieb, Mark Spitz, Jeremy stoppelman,Neal Shusterman, Yan and Raphael Feldman, Jeff Goldblum, Brad Garrett, Grant Heslov, Gina Bellman , Andrea Gabriel, Ali MacGraw, Bess Rous, Sarah Yarkin, Shel Silverstein, Richard Benjamin, Jack Kirby, Adam Sandler, Yair Lapid, Naomi Shemer, Daliah Lavi, Gila Almagor, Josh Bernstein, Josh Altman, Joshua Rush, Jennifer Rush, Susanna Hoffs, Jenna Wolfe , Ranaan Gissin, Israel Finkelstein,
Amir Arison, Andrea Gabriel, Nev Schulman, Aaron Swartz, Idan Raichel are all Ashkenazi Jewish like me .
Ashkenazi by Vik Ashki Lion November 21, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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