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Ashkenazim 

Ashkenazi Jews are Jews that originate from Italian Jews who migrated to the Rheinland (Germany) and eventually moved to Eastern Europe. Ashkenazim are like sephardics diaspora Jews. They were exiled in the years 66-70 ad, 114 to 117 ad and 132 to 135 ad. They cluster with Sicilians, Tuscans, Abbruzzo Italians, Calabrese, Napolitans, Sardinians, Apulians and Greeks as well as levantines. Ashkenazim are identical to Italkim (Italian Jews) as well as sephardics. Ashkenazim are genetically distant from Russians and Germanic people as their paternal line traces back to levantines and the female line of their DNa traces back to southern Italian, central Italian and Greek women. People who call Ashkenazim European are uneducated , ignorant or antisemitic as Ashkenazim descend from Israelite male slaves marrying Graeco-Roman women.
Oded Fehr, Gal Gadot, Gina Gershon , Grant Heslov, David Aaron Proval who plays Ritchie Aprile on the sopranos , Mark Margolis who plays hector salamanca , Gina Bellman, Peter Falk (Colombo), Madison Beer, Sarah Silverman, Jon Bernthal, Brad Garret, are all Ashkenazim and they look levantine and Italian.
Ashkenazim by Viktor Zalesak August 2, 2020

Ashkenazi 

Ashkenazim descend from Italian Jews who migrated to the Rheinland and THAN eventually to Eastern Europe due to oppression , persecution, discrimination against. Ashkenazim are genetically levantines on their male line (Y-DNa) and Mediterranean on their maternal line (mt-DNa) . Ashkenazim cluster and overlap with Sicilians , Tuscans, Calabrese, Sardinians, Apulians, Bergamo, Sardinians, Greeks (Thessaly , Cretans) , Cypriots, Maltese as the female originates from southern Italian, central Italian and Greek woman. Ashkenazim and sephardic cluster closest together as they are BOTH semitic and Mediterranean. Ashkenazim are 100% Mediterranean like sephardic. Ashkenazim are genetically distant from Russians or Germanics .Ashkenazim overlap and cluster both in the Eastern Mediterranean as well as the Western Mediterranean.
Famous Ashkenazim are Gina bellman, Gina gershon, oded fehr, peter falk, Paul Ben Victor, David proval who played richie aprile on the sopranos is in fact a Jew, the guy who played Bobby is half Italian and half Jewish, Sarah Silverman, Zach braff, Ben Stiller, Jeff Goldblum, David Schwimmer, Josh radnor, jermemy stoppelman, Ari arison, Josh Gad, Gal Gadot, Sasha Baron Cohen, Adam Sandler, Jon bernthal, Alan arkin, Richard Benjamin, Maggie siff, Ali McGraw, Ben Shapiro and even the guy who played Hector salamanca on breaking bad is a Jew in real life
Ashkenazi by Viktor Zalesak August 3, 2020

Ultra-Ashkenaz

A Jew who is ridiculously white. Possessing traits such as YOCHAI aka The Funky Hassid.
That fella must be an ultra-ashkenaz. He doesn’t know how to cook.
Ultra-Ashkenaz by Arifuckshisgranny October 30, 2022

Ashkenazi boo

A super hot, fun person of Jewish lineage. A potential life partner, she's smart, hilarious, sexy, bitchy, and occasionally warm and sweet.
Like a unicorn, the Ashkenazi boo is elusive, but worth seeking and definitely worth keeping.
I'd been searching for my Ashkenazi boo since my bar mitzvah...and the suddenly she appeared.
Ashkenazi boo by Brewton August 18, 2018

ashkenazi 

Jewish people who live in Europe and speak Yiddish. A small population today.

It roughly translates to "Jew from Germany", or the many names for the region comprising Germany today.
אויב איר קענען לייענען דעם, איר זאל זיין אַשקענאַזי

If you are Jewish born in Europe and live in Europe, you are ashkenazi

Ashkenazi 

Jews who settled in Western, Central and Eastern Europe. Ashkenazim descend from Jews being exiled from Judea to Italy , who became Roman Jews who migrated to the Germany from Italy and THAN eventually to Eastern Europe due to oppression , persecution, discrimination against. Ashkenazim are genetically levantines on their male line (Y-DNa) and Mediterranean on their maternal line (mt-DNa) Ashkenazim cluster and overlap with Sicilians , Tuscans, Calabrese, Sardinians, Apulians, Bergamo, Sardinians, Greeks (Thessaly , Cretans) , Cypriots, Maltese as the female originates from southern Italian, central Italian and Greek woman. Ashkenazim and sephardic cluster closest together as they are BOTH semitic and Mediterranean.

Famous Ashkenazim include Idan Raichel Oded Fehr, Aaron Swartz, Donna Feldman, Amir Arison, Nev Schulman, Yonatan Cohen, Sasha Baron Cohen, Gilbert Gottfried, Phoebe Snow, Adam Tsekhman, Josef Gerstmann, Maurycy Gottlieb, Mark Spitz, Jeremy stoppelman,Neal Shusterman, Yan and Raphael Feldman, Jeff Goldblum, Brad Garrett, Grant Heslov, Gina Bellman , Andrea Gabriel, Ali MacGraw, Bess Rous, Sarah Yarkin, Shel Silverstein, Richard Benjamin, Jack Kirby, Adam Sandler, Yair Lapid, Naomi Shemer, Daliah Lavi, Gila Almagor, Josh Bernstein, Josh Altman, Joshua Rush, Jennifer Rush, Susanna Hoffs, Jenna Wolfe , Ranaan Gissin, Israel Finkelstein,
Amir Arison, Andrea Gabriel, Nev Schulman, Aaron Swartz, Idan Raichel are all Ashkenazi Jewish like me .
Ashkenazi by Vik Ashki Lion November 21, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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