Definitions by Brewton

Self meltdown 

A freak out done all alone, by yourself. No one need be near, because this is all you.

She was making a fried egg sandwich and discovered they were small eggs, the ham want wrapped properly and the bread included seeds, which she didn't like. What followed was a self meltdown of epic proportions.

Self meltdown by Brewton September 24, 2022

Exflation 

Exflation. When your former bf or gf gains an enormous amount of weight after the break up.

Poor Anne was a victim of exflation after she dusted me and fell in love with Oreos.

Exflation by Brewton May 5, 2021

KoKo 

Keep on keeping on. Means just be cool, change nothing. Acronym when texting is Koko or simply koko.

Just left the Dr will wait for results and in the meantime I'll just KoKo...

KoKo by Brewton November 13, 2020

Ashkenazi boo

A super hot, fun person of Jewish lineage. A potential life partner, she's smart, hilarious, sexy, bitchy, and occasionally warm and sweet.
Like a unicorn, the Ashkenazi boo is elusive, but worth seeking and definitely worth keeping.

I'd been searching for my Ashkenazi boo since my bar mitzvah...and the suddenly she appeared.

Ashkenazi boo by Brewton August 18, 2018

Acronymph 

A really hot girl who speaks and or writes largely using acronyms.

And then she said "omg, brb I've got to perform CPR..." and I realized she was more than just an average acronymph.

Acronymph by Brewton September 29, 2014

Sextversation 

An adult conversation or exchange taking place exclusively through text or instant messaging.
Typically starts off benign and then turns sharply to the gutter as time goes on.

My texts with Tracy were friendly at first but after a few days we became aware of a mutual attraction and our communication evolved into hot sextversation...

Sextversation by Brewton September 22, 2014