Ashfield 

Commonly referred to as Trashville this is an inner western suburb in the heart of China whoops I meant Sydney Australia. Standing in the CBD is like standing in the middle of Chinese Nascar. On you right you'll see two asians arguing about who is at fault in the most recent car accident. But don't worry if you miss out this usually happens hourly and occasionally you might see someone of a Caucasian appearance if it is you lucky day..

It is worse living in Ashfield than what it is living with Alf Stuarts rape dungeon.

WoW I just saw the worst car accident...where the white people at.

You must be in ASHFIELD mate.

Mate is this Chinatown, nahh its Ashfield bro.

Ashfield by minorityofCaucasiansinAshfiel December 6, 2011

Ashfield Girls Highschool

a school with 2 ppl called emory and kat who love 2 south park characters clyde and kyle. also one of them rlly likes randy.

m: hey lola and lauren! Ashfield Girls Highschool right?
emory: i love clyde donovan.
kat: i love kyle brofloski.

Ashfield Girls Highschool by iamlordeyayayayayaya March 7, 2023

Sutton-In-Ashfield 

A small town in Nottinghamshire. Sutton has many sub-cultures mainly a high population of Chavs and Grebs. Chavs will congregate on Sutton Lawn on the nights of Friday and Saturday, while their rivals the Grebs will stay at home listening to music. Nothing is really wrong with Sutton and when compared to other towns namely Selston, Shirebrook, South Normanton and Kirkby it has a low teenage pregnancy and crime rate. If you're from Sutton and are any other culture than Chav or Greb you're normally welcomed into the minority. The other cultures are Girly, Slag, Emo and even the occasional Scene Kid. If you're out in Sutton then you should really take an umbrella as the pigeons are not very polite when it comes to where the release their faeces.

Chavs: C'mon then man, I'll shank ya brav
Greb: Piss off and listen to your dubstep

Some other minor culture kid 1: Sigh, only in Sutton-In-Ashfield could this happen every 10 minutes
Some other minor culture kid 2: True but at least we're not from anywhere like Shirebrook, South Normanton, Kirkby or Selston
Some other minor kid 1: True, this is very true

Sutton-In-Ashfield by ThatRandomer March 8, 2012

Kirkby-in-Ashfield 

A town with a large cultural variety consisting of chavs, grebs, slags and old people. Most of these Chavs and slags gather at "the acre" and "morven", both situated near Kirkby town centre, and participate in modern cultural activities mostly drinking and engaging in sexual intercourse in public toilets. While the grebs stay at home complaining about there lives on social media websites listening to "rock" music. Also in kirkby is ashfield comprehensive school which is one of the worst schools in Nottingham and is run by idiots specifically the head teacher. But if your to idiotic to get into ashfield theres always Kirkby centre. But kirkby-in-Ashfield is relatively good compared to rival town Sutton-in-Ashfield as both teenage pregnancies and drink related deaths are considerably lower. Also situated on he Kirkby/Sutton border, but ultimately in sutton, lies "lemmo" the most deprived and dangerous estate in the whole of Nottinghamshire, where most of the rivalry between Sutton and Kirkby happens. Overall Kirkby-in-Ashfield is most pleasant area to live compare to Sutton.

Kirkby-in-Ashfield
Greb: don't talk to me I hate you, I hate life , I hate my family, i hate that cat and I hate his fucking world!
Chav: mate, I only asked you what he fucking time was! Chill the fuck out!

(2 boy watching fight)
Boy 1: Jesus Christ, only happen in Kirkby!
Boy 2: no mate, just imagine loving in Sutton!
Boy 1: I don't even want to think about it!

Kirkby-in-Ashfield by Callmebroski June 17, 2013

Sutton-In-Ashfield 

A town in Nottinghamshire

My mate lives in Sutton-In-Ashfield

Sutton-In-Ashfield by thecopybot77 March 2, 2011

Assfield 

Its a womans ass that is rather large with an unmeasurable circumference and diameter, but the woman stil manages to fit in some skinny jeans

Luke:"DUUDE!! look at that girl, talk about Sexy in the skinnies!!"
Laurence: "uhh thats my next door neighbor, She's such an assfield!!"

Assfield by ToxicXRainbows February 25, 2010