Alf

Alf!
The brown creature from the popular 80's sitcom of the same name. A certain Law & Order actor bears a striking resemblance to Alf.
You might be stuck in the 80's if you still have an Alf T-shirt.

Wow, Sam Waterson really looks like Alf!

by Art Vandelay March 14, 2003

Alf

If you're 93 years old, you should know who Alf is. Actually, you should know who Alf is if you at least lived in the 80's. Even the 90's.

For those that don't know about Alf, his real name is Gordon Shumway. He is given the nickname Alf, which is an acronym of Alien Life Form. He hails from the planet Melmac. He is covered with an orange fur, and he looks like the cross between a mammoth and an orangutan. His favorite food is cats. Now you should have an idea on who Alf is.

Danny: "I'm watching the first season of Alf on DVD."
"Alf."
"ALF."
"You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is? Piece of crap!"

by Deathgrind > you August 24, 2007

Alf

Alien Life Form

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

Alf

To put some sunglasses on your penis to do an Alf immitation.

Last night Jeremy won the Alf contest because of his big and hairy dick.

by TiLex February 26, 2009

Alf

Animal Liberation Front. An unorganized group of persons who liberate animals from oppresion and bring economic destruction to the machines that inflict harm on animals. ALF "members" harm no animal, human or non-human.

25 beagle puppies were liberated by the Animal Liberation Front. The beagles were being held captive at a vivisection lab in East Millstone, NJ.

by TimboJTool July 14, 2003

Alf

Insulfuation of powdered vitamins, narcotics or supplements in the urethea, with the intent of higher levels of effectiveness.

I'm gonna Alf some cocaine off the some titties tonight.

by mollymull February 20, 2015

Alf

Dwarf kind of creature with snappy attitude, hilarious, and super hip drug lord that owns bears to wrestle with... also called mini khabib

You owe alf money

by Eaglewannabe February 14, 2019