Ashburian 

Alumni/Current Student at Ashbury College ie the #1 school in Canada (tied with UCC). An Ashburian is a quintessential scholar (although some would say a bit affluent as well), setting the standard for intellect, ettiquete, class, and dress. Students whose superior education has taught him how to speak English correctly unlike the other feeble minded people who attend their worthless public schools. Ashburians are known to be athletes, productive citizens, gentlemen/ladies, intellectual, sociable, well mannered, scholarly and enjoyable to be around. No parties would be complete without a good-sized contingent of Ashburians. Ashburians have won countless OFSSAA championships unlike the other bozo schools.

Person #1: Did you hear how that Ashburian became a senator?

Person #2: Yeah, Ashburians are really the cream of the crop huh?

Ashburian by ashburyWs June 5, 2024

Ashbringer 

The most orgasmic sword in the universe! Especially in world of warcraft! Players would kill their families to have this sword in world of warcraft! Even though it is unobtainable in the game!

Wow player 1: I want the Ashbringer so badly! It was used to kill The Lich King!

Wow player 2: Too bad we can't get it.

Ashbringer by Roman, Bane of the Fallen King December 29, 2012

Ashburn 

Ashburn, VA is a town in Loudoun County located between Leesburg and Sterling. The original town was built as a vacation spot for people in Washington, D.C.

But, nobody cares about that...

Today, Ashburn is an upscale planned community with some odd quirks: Despite being built by several developers, every, single, house has the same floorplan. Ashburn homes are rather large, exceeding 4,000 SqFt. Yards around these houses are smaller than the houses themselves and one can easily see into their neighbours' house as they are never more than six feet apart. No place of business is open past midnight in Ashburn, excepting gas stations. This, coupled with the youth of Ashburn's propensity for soft drugs, has caused many a drunk or stoned youth to trek to 7-11 and mill inside for at least a half-hour. Every adult in Ashburn is obsessed with fitness and is compelled to bicycle in the middle of the road regardless of whether trails are paved on both sides.

Out-of-towner: - "I had the hardest time finding your place, every house looks the same around here!"

Ashburn-er - "What do you mean?" "Our's has brick on the front"
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Angry Neighbour: - "I think your son was peeping while I was changing!!!

Confused Mom: - "Our windows almost touch, we can read your newspaper when your curtains aren't drawn; I'm sure it was an accident"
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Stoned Kid: - "Damn, I want a Crunchwrap Supreme!

Drunk Kid: - "Bummer dude, Taco Bell closed at midnight.

Stoned Kid: - "What's open at 1:30?

Drunk Kid: - "IHOP, 7-11...that's it

Stoned Kid: - "Slurpeeeeeeee!!1!"
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Biker: - "Yay!" "I'm biking in the street!!!"

Angry Man in M6: - "What are you doing?" "Go ride the W&OD like everyone else!!!"

Ashburn by White Guy on a Bike July 18, 2010

Ashburton 

The tourism and adventure capital of New Zealand. Founded in 1876 by two transvestite hookers, an old guy and a dog that played basketball because it wasn't against the rules, Ashburton quickly became known for excitement, prostitution and backgammon. Recently it has developed into a sprawling cityscape, and has plans to hold the New Zealand national sheep-boxing competition.

Ashburton is the old-people meat export capital of the world.

Ashburton by Jitterwyser May 26, 2009

Ashburn, GA 

Little, tiny town with lots of cheap restaurants. Not much to do, everything else is like an half-hour drive. Perfect town to live in if you enjoy quiet. But beware, if you cross the railroad tracks, you have entered the hood. Windows up!

1 "Dude, what town is this???"
2 "I guess it's Ashburn, GA according to the exit sign."
1 "Oh man, I've heard of this place before! Don't go past them railroad tracks or you'll get shot!!"
2 "Thanks for letting me know..."

Ashburn, GA by LittleGirl69 June 16, 2011

Ashburn 

A upper-middle class suburb of Washington D.C. where average income is $130,663 and local kids are known to be addicted to various different drugs due to excessive time and allowances.

"So where you from, ho?"
"Oh well I grew up in Ashburn, I don't know if you know it..."
"Heallz yeah I know it, dat's where all da rich crackers live"
"well... actually...
...yeah"

Ashburn by K. Schulten March 14, 2009

Ashburn Prowler 

The predator who stalks children on the streets of the wealthy suburb Ashburn.

"Hey, Dakota, did you see that rustle in the bushes?"
"OH MY GOSH Chevette, I totally did! Its probably the Ashburn Prowler! RUN!"

Ashburn Prowler by K. Schulten March 14, 2009