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Assyrian Khigga 

where you sometimes find your self holding hands with random strangers and dance around endlessly in circles while getting encouraged by the singer(s) to shake it and live long and to have only 1 leader of the line!
convention, weddings, parties, engagements, assyrian khigga
Assyrian Khigga by dawolchi January 23, 2011

assurance 

Buy assurance to provide insurance to cover your ass.
assurance by Tirol Ski November 19, 2007

Self-assurance 

confidence in yourself and your abilities
But for girls who lack that armor of self-assurance, the insecurity I felt after reading Seventeen must have been even more unbearable.
Self-assurance by Weeheh October 14, 2014

assyrian car wash 

When you take an epic, unwipeable dump. All avenues to a clean butthole have failed. Go straight to shower and do not pass go,
I ate of bunch of Bosnian food last night. Had to take an Assyrian car wash this morning.

Assyrian Girl 

A middle-eastern girl with big brown eyes, dark hair,
and a bright smile. She is constantly mistaked for being persian. She is for the most part good and sweet. She is known throughout the assyrian community and loved. If there's anyone who can dance Sheykhaneh, Its her.
Arbella: Dude, Shamiran is so nice, she helps ppl out anyone who needs her help.
Sargon: classic assyrian girl, always helping out.
Assyrian Girl by nahrina October 5, 2009

Assyrian 

Racially, Assyrians -- like most Middle Eastern people -- are classified as Caucasian.

The Assyrians look quite similar to Southern Europeans (Greeks, Italians, Maltese, etc) and also Persian people. So they are Mediterranean.

Most Assyrians are fair-skinned. Though, there are lots that are olive and dark-skinned. Mediterranean
Lighter Assyrians are found in Northern Iraq/Turkey.

Darker ones are found in the south of Iraq.
Assyrian by Boardwalk July 16, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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