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alsemanché 

The Björk's favorite word in the world
She say it in every song
Because she loves that word
I love it too
You should love it
Song: Jóga
State of...
ALSEMANCHÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ALSEMANCHÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ALSEMANCHÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
alsemanché by washaasha October 9, 2018
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Aseman • Lilly Asemani • assman • ASEAN • ashman • aceman • Axeman • aeman • Aseanti • Asemai
Asuman is a very fun person to hang out with. She has a lot of energy and will put a smile on your face. She's adorable and is usually very very tiny and if your friends with her she will not let anyone bully you because she's the only one who is allowed to bully you. Also this girl is AMAZING at picking a gifts so don't forget to invite her to your party.
OMG I THINK I FORGOT TO INVITE ASUMAN TO MY PARTY I NEED TO CALL HER, NOW.
The Association of Southeast Asian Nations, or ASEAN, was established on 8 August 1967 in Bangkok, Thailand, with the signing of the ASEAN Declaration (Bangkok Declaration) by the Founding Fathers of ASEAN, namely Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore and Thailand.

Brunei Darussalam then joined on 8 January 1984, Viet Nam on 28 July 1995, Lao PDR and Myanmar on 23 July 1997, and Cambodia on 30 April 1999, making up what is today the ten Member States of ASEAN.
ASEAN is next closest thing to the EUROpean Union
ASEAN by Imperfect Ending December 9, 2009

The AxeMan 

The AxeMan is a YouTuber with over 270k subs (as of right now, 28th of March 2020) but likely to grow. He primarily plays modded Ark: Survival Evolved and all round seems to be a great guy. He is a also a from the UK.
Person 1: “Hey, do you watch The AxeMan?”
Person 2: “No, I watch Syntac.”
Person 1: “You piece of-.”
The AxeMan by Gamer4200 April 28, 2020
A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.
Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!
assman by Ghetto Fabulous November 27, 2003

half-assmanship 

The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.
Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
half-assmanship by Uganda1 March 9, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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