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Someone who constantly fucks things up
Emile Heskey is an axeman
Axeman by Ricardo van bommel November 18, 2003
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One obsessed with medieval weapons; a deluded fool with no experience of the world outside their playstation.
"Dude, that's such an axeman thing to do"
Axeman by Stovaa November 23, 2004

The AxeMan 

The AxeMan is a YouTuber with over 270k subs (as of right now, 28th of March 2020) but likely to grow. He primarily plays modded Ark: Survival Evolved and all round seems to be a great guy. He is a also a from the UK.
Person 1: “Hey, do you watch The AxeMan?”
Person 2: “No, I watch Syntac.”
Person 1: “You piece of-.”
The AxeMan by Gamer4200 April 28, 2020

Scottie Axeman 

Scottie Axeman is a multi media producer,

he writes music for the bands

The Nekrowolves (wolfass)

Ancestr

he also draws Horror themed art and has a manga that has been in the works for since the start of 09

He has drawn art for a few bands all freelance work
a scottie axeman plays music writes songs draws art edits videos and does alot of other shit, but has no job.
Scottie Axeman by scottie axeman August 8, 2009

axehandle ass 

Axehandle Ass - (noun) - The butt, derrier, or ass of a man or woman that is approximately the width of a standard axehandle. An axehandle ass is a fat, huge behind with a width equaling or exceeding the width of a standard American axehandle - approximately 32 inches wide (or long) depending on how your measure it. Axehandle asses are typically found on extremely obese individuals, whose asses are so big that they need their own damn zip code!
Ryan: "Did you see the massively huge butt on that fugly bitch?"

Clive: "Yeah, her ass is as wide as an axehandle! She's got an axehandle ass!"
axehandle ass by Juke Boxx Hero November 21, 2011

Axema attack 

When you feel as if you can't breath due to someone putting on an excessive amount of axe.
Kelly to Jenny: John had so much axe on today I almost had an axema attack.
Axema attack by Got axema March 21, 2011
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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