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Ascentia
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ascentia • ascencia • ascentific • assential • Accentia • Ascendtial • ascensiati • Ascentality • ascention • ascentionism
ascention
To ascent to a higher plane of existence. According to theories there are 7 planes on the path of human evolution. Ascention is the process you go through when you die, but only if you are far enough evolved. When you are ascended, you exist as pure energy, that can take several forms.
ascentific
Word discovered by famed linguist Courtney Love when she was randomly typing some stoner psychobabble at her My Space account. It is a combination of the words "ass" and "scientific" and is defined as 'someone who has mastered the art of being an ass(or making an ass out of themselves) to the point it has become a science with them'.
It was ascentific of Pete Doherty to get helpless penguins stoned at the zoo, and his kitties hooked on crack.
ascentific by Magdalene St. Vitus December 4, 2007
Accentia
The propensity to involuntarily adopt the accent and/or mannerisms of a particular regional dialect after direct exposure to native inhabitant(s).
Accentia by Lumper Loo February 23, 2020
Ascentific
Any action that is so blatently and utterly stupid that it is beyond the comprehension of most people to understand what would motivate someone to do such a thing.
It was completely ascentific of British rock star Pete Doherty to get his cat high on crack. I'm glad the humane society took that idiot's cat away from him!
Ascentific by Magdalene St. Vitus December 25, 2007
Ascendtial
Things defined as essential items for a person to elevate themselves from the current plane to the next level of consciousness.
Since letting go of material things is normally accepted as part of ascension, the are items in theory and conjecture only
Since letting go of material things is normally accepted as part of ascension, the are items in theory and conjecture only
Ascendtial by Iamwebster1307 October 31, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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