Iamwebster1307's definitions

Fuckernaut

When a fuck boy becomes so fixated on his target for the night, that he literally becomes an unstoppable force, moving in a way that all thoughts, actions. and speech are directly focused and part of his ploy to fuck his target. The only way to possibly stop a fuckernaut is to mess up their flawless and product rich hair so that they worry about their chances of manipulating the target to bed……

“Omg did you see how Chad completely went fuckernaut with that girl at the party? It’s like the entire world no longer existed until he got a piece of that.”

by Iamwebster1307 July 21, 2024

Pinky and the Brain

When a woman is giving a man head and his dick is so far down her throat his balls are in his mouth (See Urban Dictionary entry “Brain”) and she takes her hand around his leg to his butt and slips in her little finger into his anus for added stimulation. However, she does so without telling him first. So as she does he let’s out a little “Narf” as it’s happening…..

“Oh my god, Becky’s head game is next level, she totally gave me a Pinky and the Brain last night. It started me at first, but I was ok with it.”

by Iamwebster1307 July 21, 2024

Sobor

Sobor, when you want your friends to think you’ve been sober but you are currently drunk while writing on Facebook that you have been sober xxx days….

Did you see Trae’s FB page, he’s been sober 200 days. Nah bro, he wrote sobor because he drunk now.

by Iamwebster1307 March 21, 2023

HotDog Stand

if The Lynda Klondike were to go to an orgy

oh my god did you see Linde at the orgy last night? She was like a goddamn hotdog stand.

by Iamwebster1307 March 16, 2023

PLUREMO

The hyrbid women of the rave which can often be found near DubStep mosh pits, DnB ragers or any other lit and strong genre of EDM. Its the enlightened and alleviated version of Emo chicks from back in the day.
They still ratchet, they most likely harder than you and will not hesitate to smash your face in the pit while showing up to the festival half naked, cute with face jewels and all love and light.

“Bruv, you hit the pit for Sudden Death yet? I was going to but there are so many PLUREMO girls in there and I think one of them in a fairy costume and pasties was wearing a guys face!!!’ Kinda scared to…..”

by Iamwebster1307 February 5, 2023

Kaostina

Yo Kaostina is the upmost energy a woman can pull from, to own her shit and maybe have a wild pet Diearre as a lap deer. Watch out for this energy because it is as LIT AS FUQ

Be careful, that girl is 6 drinks in a G deep and has gone full Kaostina. I saw her riding a wild Diearre through the woods.

by Iamwebster1307 February 2, 2023

Dierreler Time

When you are waiting for your dealer to get back to you and they are taking too long and you come to the point that if it happens it happens, if it don’t it don’t. Also see Radiate App.

Looking for a ball bro, but if this guy is working on Dierreler Time if it happens it happens, if it don’t it don’t.

by Iamwebster1307 February 2, 2023