by Iamwebster1307 August 28, 2022
Sobor, when you want your friends to think you’ve been sober but you are currently drunk while writing on Facebook that you have been sober xxx days….
by Iamwebster1307 March 21, 2023
When intelligent people with quick wits have partook in too many recreational substances over too long of a period of time and the funny things they were saying at the beginning of tge party start to fall flat.
“I mean, I get it, after you had to explain it to me, in depth.” “I think you are hitting the Narwall man, take a nap, you look crazy.”
by Iamwebster1307 December 12, 2021
When a woman is giving a man head and his dick is so far down her throat his balls are in his mouth (See Urban Dictionary entry “Brain”) and she takes her hand around his leg to his butt and slips in her little finger into his anus for added stimulation. However, she does so without telling him first. So as she does he let’s out a little “Narf” as it’s happening…..
“Oh my god, Becky’s head game is next level, she totally gave me a Pinky and the Brain last night. It started me at first, but I was ok with it.”
by Iamwebster1307 July 21, 2024
During the Samurai process of Hari-Kari, if a Samurai restores his honor by killing himself, while ending the life of another dishonored Samurai, he then commits Samacideception.
Which should bring him back to life in a similar fashion of the late Jesus Christ, that is, as a zombified loophole to the circle of life.
Not to be confused with Samacide, the correct western term for Hari-Kari
Which should bring him back to life in a similar fashion of the late Jesus Christ, that is, as a zombified loophole to the circle of life.
Not to be confused with Samacide, the correct western term for Hari-Kari
All Jeff knew was that this Samurai was a god damn Zombie, he must have found the honor restoring yet death avoiding loophole of samacideception.
by Iamwebster1307 November 22, 2021
by Iamwebster1307 March 16, 2023
When a fuck boy becomes so fixated on his target for the night, that he literally becomes an unstoppable force, moving in a way that all thoughts, actions. and speech are directly focused and part of his ploy to fuck his target. The only way to possibly stop a fuckernaut is to mess up their flawless and product rich hair so that they worry about their chances of manipulating the target to bed……
“Omg did you see how Chad completely went fuckernaut with that girl at the party? It’s like the entire world no longer existed until he got a piece of that.”
by Iamwebster1307 July 21, 2024