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John: It sure is raining a lot!

Bobo: That is because the current month we are in is April, which is then followed by May. When lots of rain falls in April, it makes conditions ripe for flowers to grow next month, thus the popular saying, "April showers bring May flowers." It can also be abbreviated to "AsbMF" when texting, posting in chat rooms or forums, or even spoken in everyday communications.
AsbMf by Anonymous123456654321 October 20, 2008
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As Soon As Mother Fuckin Possible
I need a confirmation from you ASAMFP!
ASAMFP by goatofcolors August 18, 2009
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Look at him/her, he/she's asbofit.
Asbofit by Clarence Grove June 24, 2010

ASAMFGDCSP 

Acronym for "As Soon As Mother Fucking God Damn Cock Sucking Possible". Used online mostly in message boards and chat rooms.
Woman, make me a sandwich ASAMFGDCSP!
He was stupid ASAMF to leave you.
ASAMF by Sts Mts September 27, 2018
Some Gnar Gnars decided to put all their favorite bands together to make their own band name.... This is what they got

ASBAF: And She Breathed Alexandria's Fate
ASBAF by ASDFHJAL June 21, 2011

Asbaftords 

A word that was clearly made up to prove that whatever one thinks of is now brought into existance and thus exists dispite all other considerations.
You can't make everything exist, Kevin.

Retort: Yeah, whatever. Asbaftords. There, that never existed, and it does now because I said it.
Asbaftords by Kevin DuBois February 21, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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