Arse Clown 

A buffoon or jester acting as a boss for any medium to large size office. He circumvents, cheats, deludes, dissapoints and finally ensnares prospective clients using jokes, antics, and sheer braggadocio. Arse Clowns' obsessive tendency for bullshitting stem from being born with absolutely no talent and often suffer from slight brain damage, a condition which incongruously causes them to swagger about in a cocky manner.

"Why the hell is that guy such an arrogant prick? He has no skill or intelligence, in fact he's quite ugly as well!"

"He's an Arse Clown"

"Oh, of course!.."

Arse Clown by Tickety September 26, 2005

Arse-clown 

A person who exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms arse and clown through their ineptitude, lack of common understanding or ability to perform simple tasks.

John - "He's so stupid."
Bob - "No, he's an arse-clown!"

Arse-clown by Peter 01988 January 6, 2008

Arseclown 

Someone who is both an arsehole and carries on like a clown.

That is the last time that i invite you two arseclowns to a housewarming.

Arseclown by Sydney Correspondent September 1, 2003

arseclown 

One who, while exhibiting the outward affectations of substance, worldliness & sophistication, is in fact a rank amateur with a fondness for plagiarism & convincing surfaces.

Of Scandinavian origin(akin to Icelandic klunni, clumsy person), or of Low German origin.

Did you see Anton James' entry for the International Arboritum Project? What an arseclown!

arseclown by Rene Deveraux January 4, 2005

arseclown 

i thought i bloody well invented arse-clown, but i guess not. an arse-clown is someone who tools around and is a bit weak instead of getting the job done.

that bloke there with the side burns and the john lennon glasses, talking about how much he earns in the IT industry, my best guess is he's been an arseclown from the get-go.

arseclown by noof April 3, 2004

arseclown 

1. Foolish or unworthy person.
2. Homosexual man.

Chiefly British variant of assclown.

"Those arseclowns"

arseclown by Aero September 1, 2003

Arseclown 

A person who fools around for 99% of their life because there intelligence is that low

Will you stop acting like such an arseclown or do you need to go back to school ?!

Arseclown by Jessie McGowan May 18, 2020