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arseclown 

One who, while exhibiting the outward affectations of substance, worldliness & sophistication, is in fact a rank amateur with a fondness for plagiarism & convincing surfaces.

Of Scandinavian origin(akin to Icelandic klunni, clumsy person), or of Low German origin.
Did you see Anton James' entry for the International Arboritum Project? What an arseclown!
arseclown by Rene Deveraux January 4, 2005

arseclown 

i thought i bloody well invented arse-clown, but i guess not. an arse-clown is someone who tools around and is a bit weak instead of getting the job done.
that bloke there with the side burns and the john lennon glasses, talking about how much he earns in the IT industry, my best guess is he's been an arseclown from the get-go.
arseclown by noof April 3, 2004

arseclown 

1. Foolish or unworthy person.
2. Homosexual man.

Chiefly British variant of assclown.
"Those arseclowns"
arseclown by Aero September 1, 2003

Arseclown 

A person who fools around for 99% of their life because there intelligence is that low
Will you stop acting like such an arseclown or do you need to go back to school ?!
Arseclown by Jessie McGowan May 18, 2020

assclowned 

Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).

Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.
assclowned by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

assclownish 

Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.
More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.
assclownish by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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