One who, while exhibiting the outward affectations of substance, worldliness & sophistication, is in fact a rank amateur with a fondness for plagiarism & convincing surfaces.

Of Scandinavian origin(akin to Icelandic klunni, clumsy person), or of Low German origin.

Did you see Anton James' entry for the International Arboritum Project? What an arseclown!

arseclown by Rene Deveraux January 4, 2005

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arseclown

i thought i bloody well invented arse-clown, but i guess not. an arse-clown is someone who tools around and is a bit weak instead of getting the job done.

that bloke there with the side burns and the john lennon glasses, talking about how much he earns in the IT industry, my best guess is he's been an arseclown from the get-go.

arseclown by noof April 3, 2004

arseclown

1. Foolish or unworthy person.
2. Homosexual man.

Chiefly British variant of assclown.

"Those arseclowns"

arseclown by Aero September 1, 2003

Arseclown

A person who fools around for 99% of their life because there intelligence is that low

Will you stop acting like such an arseclown or do you need to go back to school ?!

Arseclown by Jessie McGowan May 18, 2020

assclowned

Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).

Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.

My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.

assclowned by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

assclownish

Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.

More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.

assclownish by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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