Armstrong-ing 

Following in Lance Armstrong's footsteps and using drugs to cheat in sport

"Did you see that girl in the Under 15's basketball? She was 6 foot 5 and had a beard!"
"Yeah man. She was obviously Armstrong-ing

Armstrong-ing by bilbobagginthebitches January 19, 2013

Lance Armstronging

In a residence where the bed is very close to the ceiling (such as a college dorm), the act of having sex becomes difficult, resulting in the partner on top having to occupy a stance similar to a Tour de France cyclist (such as Lance Armstrong). Also "Lance Armstrong" as a verb.

Sarah: "How was your night?"
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."

Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."

Lance Armstronging by Squadra Cagna September 11, 2013

Armstronging 

A test of masturbatory endurance where the number of consecutive orgasms achieved in a single day (24 hours) corresponds to the number of times Lance Armstrong has won the Tour-de-France. Undoubtedly, the participant's arm(s) would become stronger through participation. Also known as 'The Armstrong'

"Is Adam coming out to the bar tonight?"
"Nah, he's dedicated tonight to Armstronging"

Armstronging by Gadams February 19, 2009

Armstronging 

Verb:

1.)The act of ridiculing somebody, or otherwise attacking their character all the while knowing that they are actually right and telling the truth, and you yourself are the liar and the cheat. ie. Publicly admonishing, engaging in the defamation of their character, slandering, or libel. May go so far as to bring forth legal action upon someone for actually having told the truth about you, and thus exposing you.

Yo, even though that bitch really was cheating on Joe, she went around "Armstronging" him by saying that he not only cheated on her, but beat her as well!

Armstronging by Slojay January 18, 2013

Armstrongin' It 

The act of not putting 100% in, only trying about half of what you can do like you lost one of your balls.

Dude, stop armstrongin' it and chug that vlady Smitty.

Armstrongin' It by TIM-MAY! March 9, 2008

Armstronging 

An emotional phenomenon involving a cycle

eg. Don't go anywhere near her today man, she's Armstronging!

Armstronging by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

Armstronging 

The act of cycling after getting high, a particularly popular occurrence in Amsterdam.

"I was really Armstronging it back from that coffee shop last night"

Armstronging by americaninnetherlands April 22, 2013