armstongin 

when you polish your testicles after pulling them out of your uncle or or cousins anus.

sorry i didn't pick up the phone last night you caught me armstongin.

armstongin by jackflaps March 14, 2021

Lance Armstronging

In a residence where the bed is very close to the ceiling (such as a college dorm), the act of having sex becomes difficult, resulting in the partner on top having to occupy a stance similar to a Tour de France cyclist (such as Lance Armstrong). Also "Lance Armstrong" as a verb.

Sarah: "How was your night?"
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."

Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."

Lance Armstronging by Squadra Cagna September 11, 2013

Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD 

This guy is the sexiest guy alive, who isn't even afraid to go half-naked in front of thousands of people, who writes the best punk songs out there with awesome sexy Mike and Tre,

and all of them are just so ... SEXY!

Teen #1: Who's the most SEXY guy alive?
Teen #2: Who?
Teen #3: Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD.
Teen #2: OH! Duh. I knew that.

Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD by Teenage Lie March 10, 2013

Armstronging 

A test of masturbatory endurance where the number of consecutive orgasms achieved in a single day (24 hours) corresponds to the number of times Lance Armstrong has won the Tour-de-France. Undoubtedly, the participant's arm(s) would become stronger through participation. Also known as 'The Armstrong'

"Is Adam coming out to the bar tonight?"
"Nah, he's dedicated tonight to Armstronging"

Armstronging by Gadams February 19, 2009

Armstronging 

Verb:

1.)The act of ridiculing somebody, or otherwise attacking their character all the while knowing that they are actually right and telling the truth, and you yourself are the liar and the cheat. ie. Publicly admonishing, engaging in the defamation of their character, slandering, or libel. May go so far as to bring forth legal action upon someone for actually having told the truth about you, and thus exposing you.

Yo, even though that bitch really was cheating on Joe, she went around "Armstronging" him by saying that he not only cheated on her, but beat her as well!

Armstronging by Slojay January 18, 2013

Armstrongin' It 

The act of not putting 100% in, only trying about half of what you can do like you lost one of your balls.

Dude, stop armstrongin' it and chug that vlady Smitty.

Armstrongin' It by TIM-MAY! March 9, 2008

Armstrongism 

When you are afraid to fish a tournament and you make up any excuse but at the end of the night you are at the bar trying to fuck a fat bitch.

Brian came down with a severe case of armstrongism when asked to fish winter blues on wheeler.

Armstrongism by Chetelliott22 August 14, 2017