Arminian

1) Not to be confused with Armenian. Actually two totally different things.

2) Arminian is no nationality – it's a way of life.
3) There is only one certified Arminian individual known to humanity – for now.
4) To be become an Arminian you have to be a Arminian Koi Carp

i) "That guy just drank an entire bottle of turfy, smoked 300 cigs and still won't quit talking about Revolut", "Such a Arminian thing to do!"
ii) "Revo…" "Shut up you Arminian!"

by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018

arminian blindfold

Ones eyes are ejaculated on while sleeping so when one wakes up theyre eyelids are stuck together

Arminian Blindfold-When a girls so drunk she falls asleep while your bangin her, you give her an arminian blinfold, finish on her eyes so when she wakes up her eyelids are sealed shut with jizz.

by big red bacca December 23, 2013

Arminian Koi Carp

1) large and expensive species of carp – eats a lot
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi

3) user of the online banking service Revolut

4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.

i) "Look that guy looks like Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, he must be an Arminian Koi Carp!"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"

by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018

Plain Tea Arminian

In Christian theology, a term for someone who strictly holds to the Arminian view.

That Plain Tea Arminian attends the Free Will Baptist Church.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023

Armenian Back Nair

When one is asked, forced, tricked, blackmailed, threatened, or willingly helps to apply Nair to an Armenians back. This is no small task, and will take serious forearm strength to wipe the rainforests of chemical burning hair away.

1. Hey big dog, you coming to jam tonight? No sorry champion, I got baited into another Armenian Back Nair night followed by a Cunnilingus Hedonist session and no reciprocation.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

Armenian Scowl

The face 99.5 % of Armenian females make when posing for a picture. Instead of smiling, it is to look at the camera like they are the cast of GOODFELLAS

1.You should of seen the Armenian Scowl I got when I defeated my bitchy Armenian GF at Durak

2. Kim Kardashian is the OG force behind the Armenian Scowl .

3. Why does my Armenian GF and her friends never smile. They are gorgeous, and have nice teeth and smiles, but for some reason prefer to just ice the camera with Armenian Scolws 100% of the time?

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 9, 2019

Armenian Noodle Dip

An Armenian noodle dip is when a man and woman are enagaged in sexual acts and as the man is about to cum he is standing up and holding the girl from the back of the neck where her face is right in front of the dick. the girl would then pout her lips for a few fun-filled cockslaps to lips and face until he is ready to cum. Right before the man cums he sticks the tip of his penis in the left nostril and cums, and the cum goes up and dips down the throat where you can play around with or pull it from eather side. (can be put in the right nostril but preferably the left)

Haig: Yeah so like i banged the shit out of her right?
Jon: Yeah..then what?
Haig: i saved my cum and thought should i give this bitch the armenian noodle dip?
Haig: you know i did.

by Allllllex August 9, 2006