Acrodouche 

Noun: Someone who likes to use random acronyms and then talk shit when you don't know the meaning of it.

Verb: Acrodouch-ing: conducting oneself in an acrodouchial manner.

Hi I'm Sh**na * am an Acrodouche because I like to pretend I'm awesome by using acronyms like "FTW" and then using urban dictionary as my source for why you're stupid for not knowing what FTW is.

Hi I'm Lindsey H*rgert and I like to talk shit and say someone needs to "work on your acronyms" Typical acrodouche....

Acrodouche by RizzlBizzl August 7, 2017

Archdouche

The Archdouche is a douchebag who's in a high position in the Corporate Ladder.

"Since middle management was letargic, I wrote this email straight to him, thinking I could find some assistance in getting my case sorted. As a response, this dick sent me some impolite three Blackberry lines, inclusive of an attempt at lecture in the form of part of sentences underscored..."

"hahaha, shit man that is typical David. He's the Archdouche of the Financial Department".

Archdouche by Parcerito July 7, 2011

autodouche 

A "musician" who believes auto-tune is a form of singing and makes constant use of it.

Person 1: Did you see him perform on the Grammy's last night? He was awesome.

Person 2: Awesome? That wasn't a freaking performance. He's just a talentless autodouche.

autodouche by Hanatori May 31, 2010

Astrodouche 

A douche bag who's "douche baggery" is out of this world.

Meredith Vieira claiming Michael J. Fox ran across Canada, gravely mistaking him for Terry Fox. What an astrodouche!

Astrodouche by Diaz Nutz February 18, 2010

autodouchebag 

a guy who purchases sports car in attempt to raise his status in society, especially in hopes of improving his own sexual appeal. Optional abbreviated version: autodouche.

A sure sign of autodouchebags is when you see their cars parked too close to the neighboring empty space in order to deter other people from parking there, so that there will be less risk of their own car being scratched or damaged by the "inferior" drivers.

autodouchebag by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

acidouche-dophilus 

One who succumbs to every annoying frozen yogurt trend and must fervently extol the preeminence of one dairy peddler over another.

"Purple Swirl kicks f*cking' ass over Berry Freeze, Biaaatch!"

"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."

acidouche-dophilus by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

aggrodouche 

Combined word aggravated + douche bag

Sorry for being such aggrodouche last night. Please don't much chips in bed when i'm trying to sleep.

aggrodouche by Circus Kingster October 28, 2015