Archdouche

The Archdouche is a douchebag who's in a high position in the Corporate Ladder.

"Since middle management was letargic, I wrote this email straight to him, thinking I could find some assistance in getting my case sorted. As a response, this dick sent me some impolite three Blackberry lines, inclusive of an attempt at lecture in the form of part of sentences underscored..."

"hahaha, shit man that is typical David. He's the Archdouche of the Financial Department".

Archdouche by Parcerito July 7, 2011

arch douche 

1. the title given to someone high on the corporate ladder, in a position of authority, etc. who is also a douchebag.

2. a person who is not necessarily in authority over another but who is just a huge douchebag, i.e. on the scale of all douchebags instead of just on one ladder

Example 1: Jimmy is the arch douche of the accounting department.

Example 2: That guy is the fuckin' Arch Douche.

arch douche by grlwholvd January 26, 2011

Arch Douche Ferdinand 

When an 'arch douche' meets an 'unfortunate' end.

Man, talk about weird. Jeff pulled a total arch douche Ferdinand on the company with that motorcycle accident. Congrats on the promotion, Mike!

Arch Douche Ferdinand by anamonah July 20, 2011

arch douche 

Master of the art of douchebaggery

Note the popped collar, gelled hair, stunner shades, and overwhelmingly misguided sense of self-importance; that man is a true arch douche.

arch douche by Absolutely Not520 February 28, 2011

acidouche-dophilus 

One who succumbs to every annoying frozen yogurt trend and must fervently extol the preeminence of one dairy peddler over another.

"Purple Swirl kicks f*cking' ass over Berry Freeze, Biaaatch!"

"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."

acidouche-dophilus by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

Archidouche 

An architect or an architecture student who always carries his or her sketchbook and who is partial to discuss at length the built environment and other musings without provocation.

Person 1: Who's that guy over there holding a sketchbook? He's talking to all of his friends about that building.

Person 2: Oh, he's a total Archidouche. He's analyzing the building and telling his friends all about it, but they clearly don't give a #@%&.

Archidouche by Kathy D September 6, 2010

acadouche 

Combination of "academic" and "douche," describing the pretentious use of academic words.

Why use "premia" as the plural of premium? Ans: because you want to be an acadouche.

Why, like an acadouche, must you insist that "data" is plural. No one uses the word that way.

acadouche by Ae5Ea8 April 9, 2015