Ards 

Short for Newtownards ("newt-nards")

a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets

"u just stayin in ards tonite aye? spoons yeh?"

Ards by Jonty September 8, 2004

Ards 

An acronym for a medical syndrome of the lungs. It stands for Adult Respiratory Distress Syndrome.

It is characterized as a rapid onset of progressive malfunction of the lungs usually associated with the malfunction of other organs due to the inability to take up oxygen. The condition is associated with extensive lung inflammation and small blood vessel injury in all affected organs. It is an acute and life threatening illness.

The survival rate for patients with severe ARDS who receive appropriate treatment is about 60%; if the severe hypoxemia of ARDS is not recognized and treated, cardiopulmonary arrest occurs in 90% of patients.

Ards by Matt October 28, 2005

Ardsley 

The town where the the greatest drinkers on Earth are molded into weapons of mass drinkstruction

Guy 1 - Where are you from
Guy 2 - Ardsley...man
Guy 1 - Damn, you must be able drink alot
Guy 2 - Yea

Ardsley by Dingting June 10, 2007

Ardsley New York 

Where people are horders and people who are white rich Jewish people who think they are rich but are really middle class.

People in Ardsley New York are mostly white and know know each other

Ardsley New York by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ March 4, 2017

ardsly 

wannabe popular spanish girl; sometimes nice and kind; sassy

P1: Yuck! I dont want to be your friend anymore, they will never like me with you around!
P2: Stop being such an ardsly fr (for real)

ardsly by slimeyslugs- February 5, 2017

Ardscoil 

Ardscoil is a "secondary education" detention facility located in Limerick.

It is made for the "bad of the bad" students who are generally sent there from other schools.

Ardscoil, damn I wish I didn't have to go there

Ardscoil by UnFakeNews October 23, 2018

Ardscoil Na Mara 

A prison located in Tramore, County Waterford, Munster, Republic of Ireland. It is run by a strange bald man who looks at people's feet. It is famed for having terrible hot chocolate.

Employer: "Hey, did you go to Ardscoil Na Mara?"
Eldritch being: "Mayhaps."

Ardscoil Na Mara by NeverFrenshia June 27, 2022