Definitions by Jonty

Bedok 

A suburb in the Upper East Coast of Singapore. It is considered to be one of the biggest townships in Singapore, the suburb boasts strong sporting facilities as well as a large mall and a MRT. Bedok is one of Singapore's many HDB heartlands.

Person 1: Ayy bro, I'm coming from Tamp where should we meet?

Person 2: Ahh, Bedok can lah?

Person 1: Can bro. Bedok Mall right?

Person 2: Yeah

Bedok by Jonty May 2, 2018

:F

The emoticon, which is a fun and revolutionary, temporary replacement for the famous emotion :P

This symbol represent a lizards tongue, rather than a human one. An can often be more fun then the parent symbol.

Especially usefull when talking about lizards or animals.

Jonty: So how big is your Lizard Ms Thomas ?
Ms Thomas: 5 metres

Jonty: Oh, thats tiny even mine is bigger :F
Ms thomas: What can i say? The lizard is still growing :F

:F by JoNty September 18, 2012

Jonty 

Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.

Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.

"The audience at Robot Wars was full of Jonties."

Jonty by Jonty April 3, 2005

baseball bat size 

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg

"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"

baseball bat size by Jonty September 8, 2004

Ards 

Short for Newtownards ("newt-nards")

a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets

"u just stayin in ards tonite aye? spoons yeh?"

Ards by Jonty September 8, 2004

Richmonds 

along with Mayfair, the only cigarettes available in Newtownards for under £2

not available in light/smooth flavour, generally bought in packs of 10 for the simple reason that if you have more than £2 you're not going to buy fucking Richmonds

also available in superking or baseball bat size

"mate... will you go in and get us 10 richmonds and a 3 leet?"

Richmonds by Jonty September 8, 2004

monster times 

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green

"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"

monster times by Jonty September 8, 2004