Jonty's definitions
An extension of the cheapest cocktail jug available in spoons, the Monster Reef.
Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.
Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.
by Jonty September 8, 2004
Get the monster plusmug. by Jonty September 8, 2004
Get the baseball bat sizemug. The emoticon, which is a fun and revolutionary, temporary replacement for the famous emotion :P
This symbol represent a lizards tongue, rather than a human one. An can often be more fun then the parent symbol.
Especially usefull when talking about lizards or animals.
This symbol represent a lizards tongue, rather than a human one. An can often be more fun then the parent symbol.
Especially usefull when talking about lizards or animals.
Jonty: So how big is your Lizard Ms Thomas ?
Ms Thomas: 5 metres
Jonty: Oh, thats tiny even mine is bigger :F
Ms thomas: What can i say? The lizard is still growing :F
Ms Thomas: 5 metres
Jonty: Oh, thats tiny even mine is bigger :F
Ms thomas: What can i say? The lizard is still growing :F
by JoNty September 18, 2012
Get the :Fmug. See monster plus
The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.
Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.
Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
by Jonty September 8, 2004
Get the monster timesmug. Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.
Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
by Jonty April 3, 2005
Get the Jontymug. Short for Newtownards ("newt-nards")
a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets
a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets
by Jonty September 8, 2004
Get the Ardsmug. The language of the mukai's.
It replaces most vowels with a very exclusive sound not able to be described with english letters. The speaking of mukai is very flexible to change and is done in a mon otonous highish pitched voice
It replaces most vowels with a very exclusive sound not able to be described with english letters. The speaking of mukai is very flexible to change and is done in a mon otonous highish pitched voice
by jonty October 14, 2003
Get the mukaimug.