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monster plus

An extension of the cheapest cocktail jug available in spoons, the Monster Reef.

Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.
"fuckin don't get a fuckin monster reef mate, at least mate it a monster plus"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
mugGet the monster plusmug.

Jonty

Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.

Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
"The audience at Robot Wars was full of Jonties."
by Jonty April 3, 2005
mugGet the Jontymug.

baseball bat size

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg
"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
mugGet the baseball bat sizemug.

Ards

Short for Newtownards ("newt-nards")

a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets
"u just stayin in ards tonite aye? spoons yeh?"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
mugGet the Ardsmug.

mukai

The language of the mukai's.
It replaces most vowels with a very exclusive sound not able to be described with english letters. The speaking of mukai is very flexible to change and is done in a mon otonous highish pitched voice
stop speaking mukai man, its really annoying
by jonty October 14, 2003
mugGet the mukaimug.

War Machine

A big dribbling wreck of a boy. Can't speak properly, and is probably the most stupid person in the world.
by jonty May 29, 2004
mugGet the War Machinemug.

monster times

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
mugGet the monster timesmug.

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