13 definitions by Jonty
An extension of the cheapest cocktail jug available in spoons, the Monster Reef.
Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.
Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.
by Jonty September 8, 2004
along with Mayfair, the only cigarettes available in Newtownards for under £2
not available in light/smooth flavour, generally bought in packs of 10 for the simple reason that if you have more than £2 you're not going to buy fucking Richmonds
also available in superking or baseball bat size
not available in light/smooth flavour, generally bought in packs of 10 for the simple reason that if you have more than £2 you're not going to buy fucking Richmonds
also available in superking or baseball bat size
by Jonty September 8, 2004
Perhaps the only bar in Ards} where, inexplicably, it is very difficult to get absoloutely rat-arsed, except on exam results nights, regardless of whether you do exams or not.
Famous for the pub quiz on tuesday nights and apparently is inhabitted by many racists.
Famous for the pub quiz on tuesday nights and apparently is inhabitted by many racists.
by Jonty September 8, 2004
The emoticon, which is a fun and revolutionary, temporary replacement for the famous emotion :P
This symbol represent a lizards tongue, rather than a human one. An can often be more fun then the parent symbol.
Especially usefull when talking about lizards or animals.
This symbol represent a lizards tongue, rather than a human one. An can often be more fun then the parent symbol.
Especially usefull when talking about lizards or animals.
Jonty: So how big is your Lizard Ms Thomas ?
Ms Thomas: 5 metres
Jonty: Oh, thats tiny even mine is bigger :F
Ms thomas: What can i say? The lizard is still growing :F
Ms Thomas: 5 metres
Jonty: Oh, thats tiny even mine is bigger :F
Ms thomas: What can i say? The lizard is still growing :F
by Jonty September 18, 2012
Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.
Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
by Jonty April 3, 2005
A big dribbling wreck of a boy. Can't speak properly, and is probably the most stupid person in the world.
War Machine is a big stupid idiot.
by Jonty May 29, 2004
The language of the mukai's.
It replaces most vowels with a very exclusive sound not able to be described with english letters. The speaking of mukai is very flexible to change and is done in a mon otonous highish pitched voice
It replaces most vowels with a very exclusive sound not able to be described with english letters. The speaking of mukai is very flexible to change and is done in a mon otonous highish pitched voice
by Jonty October 15, 2003