Jonty's definitions
An extension of the cheapest cocktail jug available in spoons, the Monster Reef.
Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.
Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.
by Jonty September 8, 2004

Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.
Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
by Jonty April 3, 2005

by Jonty September 8, 2004

Short for Newtownards ("newt-nards")
a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets
a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets
by Jonty September 8, 2004

The language of the mukai's.
It replaces most vowels with a very exclusive sound not able to be described with english letters. The speaking of mukai is very flexible to change and is done in a mon otonous highish pitched voice
It replaces most vowels with a very exclusive sound not able to be described with english letters. The speaking of mukai is very flexible to change and is done in a mon otonous highish pitched voice
by jonty October 14, 2003

A big dribbling wreck of a boy. Can't speak properly, and is probably the most stupid person in the world.
by jonty May 29, 2004

See monster plus
The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.
Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.
Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
by Jonty September 8, 2004
