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Same as idiot but not as offensive to the ear!
These bunch of ardbarks are getting on my nerves!
Ardbark by Jake from state May 10, 2016
Words you can keep
meaning alright, derived from the slang word ard, a short way of saying alright.

May put "O" before for emphasis. As in "O Ardvark!"
Ethan:"Yooooo, music theory homework... you do it?"

Evan:"Haha, yea right, ill do it during 4th period"

Ethan:"O Ardvark, same here."
ardvark by Shmead February 1, 2010
She smiled in excitment as she took out my 8 inch ardvark
ardvark by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
Another meaning for retard... A person with low IQ below 90 and who is impaired in social, or mental functioning.
Cain- What kind of animal is that?
Tyler- An Ardvark
Cain- An Ardfark?
Tyler- No!.. An Ardvark!! your the freakin Ardfark!!
Ardfark by bluezoo08 November 10, 2010
animal with long snout and likes to eat ants. (also known as ant eater)
there are two fanous ardvarks:
1: Otis the ardvark. Old CBBC presenter (puppet) and copletely ruled the roost. Left there and started doing odd jobs on and off TV. (Live and Kicking, charaty fund-raisers)
has not been seen for a number of months/years
2: Arthur the ardvark. Star of cartoon on CBBC (arthur) with a teenage ardvark with big glasses and a 5 year old sister who likes cows. call it random. call it funny. call it rubbish, but it is still regularly shown despite many complaints about the lack of arthur's nose.
1: Otis was the best and i want him bck. *sniffs and gases remorefully into blankness*
2: WOTS WITH THE NOSE??? ARDARKS HAVE NOSES!!!!!!
ardvark by born in the wrong decade November 30, 2004

Ardvarktopus

a hyperactive girl that vibrates late at night
Daisy is an Ardvarktopus at 11 at night
Ardvarktopus by Isla J May 7, 2021
When a male with a large nose performs cunnilingus on a female in the doggie style position and his nose pressing into her anus causes her to release a flatus.

oralfartnosedoggiecunnilingusbig noseanus
Female to girlfriend... " OMG! So last night I totally ardvarked Jimbo!"
Reply... "That's so embarassing! But he totally has a beak for a nose so it's completely understandable!"
Ardvark by ABB23 August 23, 2016
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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