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Ardfark

Another meaning for retard... A person with low IQ below 90 and who is impaired in social, or mental functioning.
Cain- What kind of animal is that?
Tyler- An Ardvark
Cain- An Ardfark?
Tyler- No!.. An Ardvark!! your the freakin Ardfark!!
by bluezoo08 November 10, 2010
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ardvark

meaning alright, derived from the slang word ard, a short way of saying alright.

May put "O" before for emphasis. As in "O Ardvark!"
Ethan:"Yooooo, music theory homework... you do it?"

Evan:"Haha, yea right, ill do it during 4th period"

Ethan:"O Ardvark, same here."
by Shmead February 1, 2010
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Ardfart

Something to call someone if you can't decide whether to call them a tard or a fart.
"You are such an (hm...should i call them a tard or a fart? i dont know) ardfart for saying something so mean!"
by Gerald B September 9, 2007
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ardvark

She smiled in excitment as she took out my 8 inch ardvark
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
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ardvark

animal with long snout and likes to eat ants. (also known as ant eater)
there are two fanous ardvarks:
1: Otis the ardvark. Old CBBC presenter (puppet) and copletely ruled the roost. Left there and started doing odd jobs on and off TV. (Live and Kicking, charaty fund-raisers)
has not been seen for a number of months/years
2: Arthur the ardvark. Star of cartoon on CBBC (arthur) with a teenage ardvark with big glasses and a 5 year old sister who likes cows. call it random. call it funny. call it rubbish, but it is still regularly shown despite many complaints about the lack of arthur's nose.
1: Otis was the best and i want him bck. *sniffs and gases remorefully into blankness*
2: WOTS WITH THE NOSE??? ARDARKS HAVE NOSES!!!!!!
by born in the wrong decade November 30, 2004
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Ardvarktopus

a hyperactive girl that vibrates late at night
Daisy is an Ardvarktopus at 11 at night
by Isla J May 7, 2021
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Ardvark

When a male with a large nose performs cunnilingus on a female in the doggie style position and his nose pressing into her anus causes her to release a flatus.

oralfartnosedoggiecunnilingusbig noseanus
Female to girlfriend... " OMG! So last night I totally ardvarked Jimbo!"
Reply... "That's so embarassing! But he totally has a beak for a nose so it's completely understandable!"
by ABB23 August 23, 2016
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